On a semi-related note, Avril Lavigne has to be the least charismatic performer ever, she's always got that glazed over look in her eyes.

And how paranoid do you have to be to honestly think that your waitress took the onions off of your burger and put them on your plate just to spite you? Do they think the entire world is involved in a conspiracy against them?

The customers in the first one seem to be under the sadly all too common impression that the person who serves the food also prepares it.

So...if you're not pregnant your a frigid bitch who just needs a good dicking, if you are pregnant you shouldn't leave the house...and you're a lesbian.

The thing being offered in exchange for sex isn't a doughnut, it is advancement in the chosen profession of the person it is being offered to. He is using his professional position to extort sexual favors out of those beneath him, it's not different than if a boss told his secretary that she would have to fuck him if…

No, no, you don't understand. That image makes the very mature and intelligent point that liberalism is bad because liberals are...weird looking! And, if you look closely, you will also see that they allow unattractive women to openly participate in their movement as though they were, like, people or something!

So...it's $925 dollars, there's no bathroom and you're expected to not be there very often?

Have you tried throwing rocks at it while screaming? That worked on a particularity large raccoon that was eating out of my garbage a couple weeks ago.

I now choose to believe that Taylor Swift wrote that song after finally successfully masturbating for the first time.

I've been masturbating since I was 9 years old...I mean, I took a brief hiatus when my dad caught me doing it and (rather than have an awkward conversation) preferred to make me believe that there was something wrong with me and took me to the doctor who (rather than have an awkward conversation) preferred to tell my…

Yeah, it seems like what the tactics for "dealing" with bullies haven't changed since I was in high school, they basically consist of saying to the person being bullied "are you sure this isn't somehow your fault? Let's sit down and brainstorm ways you can alter your behavior to make yourself less bully-able."

Oh god help me I just don't care. The whole cultural appropriation complaint seems to hinge on a lot of assumptions about why someone is wearing something and there's pretty much no way for you to know rather or not someone is wearing something as a shallow fashion accessory or if they genuinely appreciate it's…

Do you always take everything this literally?

Yep, deleted all three of those without reading a single word, it's cute that you think the fact that you posted more than one would make some kind of difference. You don't know how this commenting system works do you?

Working out will not change your general body shape, no amount of lifting will make an apple into a pear or a pear into an hourglass.

I will file this under "things to eat the next time I'm really drunk."

Seems like a big factor in rather or not this would be worth it is drink price, if it's as outrageous as it is in normal bars I think I'd rather buy a bottle of wine and do my own laundry.

Only your first point was valid because points two and three are not "workouts", the third one is even related to genetics ("genetic trait") which was what I was talking about. Your first point is not even entirely valid because you confirmed my claim that fat distribution cannot be changed and then went on to talk…

Even if by some miracle she does look that way naturally it's probably got nothing to do with squats. The sole determining factor in how your body fat is distributed is genetics, there is no workout that will enable a woman that is not genetically predisposed to have that kind of build to have virtually no fat…

See, it's ok for women like Jen Selter to have big butts because the rest of her body is tiny. When people say that it's aesthetically pleasing for any part of a woman to be big what they actually mean is "it's aesthetically pleasing for women to have virtually no fat on their bodies anywhere other than that one…