Even if that was the case, the employee could have easily avoided it by not being an asshole. I can't feel sorry for someone who makes their own bad luck that way. If you doll shit out you deserve to get shit in return.

Ah, Europe, with it baguettes in windmills and flamenco dancers!

They seem like the sort of people who brag about how they love travelling to "soak up the culture" but actually spend their entire trip in a luxury resort where the only locals you see are serving drinks....except that would be slightly better because then they would at least have gone to the place they're talking…

That last statement doesn't seem to have anything to do with any other part of your comment.

When I said "cancer causing mutant broccoli" I was being hyperbolic, I don't think genetically modified foods have any ill effects, but if they did labeling them would not change anything because they would still be cheap and most people buy what they can afford.

When I read the title my first though was "IN his penis? Surely you must mean ON his penis"...oh how naive I was.

Rather they label it or not is totally irrelevant to me, I'm poor, I eat what I can afford to eat. If all I can afford is cancer causing mutant broccoli, then guess what's for dinner?

I was going to say that if you have the time to sext and you're alone (which I assume people usually are when they sext) why don't you just call each other and have good old fashioned phone sex? But then it occurred to me that that wouldn't any less awkward.

You would think, but too much fiber can actually have the opposite affect.

Wouldn't eating nothing but fruit have an negative affect on your blood sugar? And wouldn't eating that many bananas all at once give you horrible constipation?

Why would Beyonce, someone who is already filthy rich and famous and widely acknowledged as one of the most beautiful women in the world, feel the need to Photoshop in a thigh gap any way? The lack of one hasn't hurt her career thus far and even if we did live in the sort of world where people who had previously been…

You must just have a shitty Taco Bell near you. I have never encountered this unmeltable cheese of which you speak but the Taco Bell I usually go to must be an especially good one since I've never encountered any of the problems people usually complain about when they complain about Taco Bell.

I think if the Colbert Report continues they should give the hosting spot to Aasif Mandvi...and I think this for totally objective reasons and not just because I love him and think he's vastly underrated...I can't think of any of those objective reasons right now but I assure you they exist.

I thought science didn't even believe Jesus was real, so how can it confirm that he had a wife?

And it was high school sports, that's not even how he was making his living, so there's even less justification for it than there is for the encouragement of unhealthy eating habits in professional sports or the modeling industry. He ruined his body for what? To show what a team player he was?

...and my opinion of them remains unchanged since it has nothing to do with how much money they make....like nothing at all...if I made a list of all the reasons I don't like them "they can't sell magazines" would be nowhere on it...not even at the very bottom.

It's a misconception that athletes should be treated as examples of people in perfect health and used as models for healthy life styles. Most professional athletes wind up ruining at least one part of their bodies by the end of their careers and (as is evidenced by the number of over weight former foot ball players)…

It's hilarious when conservatives try to compare homosexuals to any totalitarian regime because it shows how little they know about history. There has never been a dictator whose policies favored homosexuals.

This implies that that tornado actually somehow sent Dorothy to the distant future...mind...BLOWN!

What on earth has Miley Cyrus done to make gay people feel more confident about coming out?