Anything they add ON TOP OF a full-fledged singleplayer experience is fine with me.

That’s what I’ve always thought! The player had the gall to move to a completely new area with the expectation of purchasing a house with almost NO MONEY to their name. You get to the town, Nook shows you around and recommends some houses to you. You pick the one you like, and Nook is shocked to learn that you were…

You can earn Leaf Tickets through quests, which is nice, and the game is pretty generous with them. After two days of playing I have 176 tickets.

Thank you! People make Nook seem like the bad guy when you are the one who is completely unprepared for living on your own.

You can go buy pants with your size on it and be reasonably assured of a fit. I can’t just go buy hair produce willy-nilly without having any indication with how it will look on curls like mine because product doesn’t just work the same for all sorts of curls. Loose curls and tight curls respond very differently to…

This strikes me as insane.  

I think River Joe is a great name. But only if your father is Jeff Goldblum.

Dude, if a woman has ever asked you for an ID to prove something, run! I don’t think that’s a common thing, but I could be wrong.

Yeah, I have also noticed women who lie about their age online. Sometimes, I think they are looking for short term flings where the age doesn’t matter. Other times I think they are hoping they can attract more men with a lower age, and then once a relationship has solidified, she will reveal the truth. I will admit,…

I am so curious to know what she thought the piece was going to be about. Surely not “Make Mine an Average Girl.”

Maaan, her mom runs a matchmaking service— that poor girl was probably at risk for being cut out of the family will because she was 30 and still unmarried! Of COURSE she was desperate enough to settle for Generic Finance Bro.

It’s so hard to believe that any guy is stupid enough to find it “disappointing” that you have a brain and enjoy using it. Then I remember who our president is …

Yeah. I want to say to her “Are you really THAT desperate to get married?” I mean, sadly, some people are. They’d rather be with a piece of shit than be alone.

The in sufferability of the people in this article can really not be compared to anything I’ve ever experienced. And holy shit, his fiance (a softer beauty) should kick this ass to the curb since she’s “not HOT.” Naw, they deserve each other.

y’all don’t worry, Benedict is here to explain to you why the Fearless Girl statue is bad and let you know that you, Hot Women, are probably bad “faux-feminists” who just don’t understand what you’re supposed to really care about. How could a poor Hot Woman ever keep up with this intellect?

That source article read like it was was straight from The Onion.

The hot one, obviously

Though… Being down in the grays makes it much more difficult to communicate with hot women, so its about time we fixed that… Isn’t it? Bless the hot women of Jez with my essence. Do it for glory.

You forgot to add the diagram where you show exactly where your broken heart is located.