Happy Valentines Day!

nothing is going to happen to her, like not a damn thing

Is there an online calculator for how many grandmas you have to foreclose on for someone who looks like that to get laid by someone who looks like that? Her annual shoulder puff allowance has to be mid six figures (see pre-nup). Vermin and Ermine, out on the town.

Mnuchin and Two Chin

Great opportunity to ask people who said “A vote for Hillary is a vote for Goldman Sachs” how they like their new Secretary of the Treasury. If you’re still on speaking terms.

Same as the only vote for Sessions: Joe Manchin.

Marla gets an alimony as long as Tiffany is in school. I’m guessing Tiffany is keeping her head down and mouth shut to not ruin mommy’s meal ticket

There is a picture of Trump that made me recently realize that he totally looks like my dad. I sent it to my sister and she said “You’re just realizing this?” I’m sure you’re all shocked to discover that he and I are much closer than the two of them are, so I guess that is part of why the resemblance took a little…

The lady on the far right has her legs crossed in the opposite direction as Tiff’s and is clearly more interested in her phone than the models. In your professional opinion: also a newb? Or just rude AF?

Yeah, except I saw Nikki being interviewed once and she seemed really smart and quite sane.

He could be, but he is too young.

The photographers pitch a fit when people’s legs are in their shot. I assume you could also potentially trip a model if it happened to be a smaller runway, but it’s mostly because of the photographers trying to work. People who regularly attend fashion shows know this, thus Tiffany is a rookie.

This about covers it

I think it’s a lot less interesting than that. He’s not an involved father by his own admission. By the time she was born, he already had a favorite child, a namesake, and a spare. Plus, she grew up on the other side of the country, and it sounds like her mother didn’t particularly encourage them to be close. I’ve…

Tiffany is 23 years old - so she’s old enough to know better, but only just. Let’s give her another couple years to get her head on straight before lumping her in with Melania, who is A. twice Tiffany’s age and B. CHOSE THIS.

Let’s all meditate on the life of Tiffany

She was in labor for five days. That seems like a lot more notice that a baby is coming than the woman who gives birth in a taxi gets.

“But in these situations — as anybody out on the street, any husband and wife know — driving to the hospital, sometimes that baby comes out.”

She still does them occasionally, and Cecilia and Heather are great new additions, especially since they do not fit the stereotype right-wingers like to push about feminists and trans people. Cecilia has written some hard-hitting and even-handed pieces about the scuzzier parts of gaming, anime and fandom.

Nothing! It’s their bodies and their relationship. Fuck or don’t fuck or wait a while or do what you want, and tell reporters to piss off because it’s none of their business.