There’s not a single good reason why Pochettino should want to become Manchester United’s next manager

Klopp wouldn’t go to United. He doesn’t want to work at Disneyland.

It’s entirely appropriate to revel in his demise, but the prem will be a far less interesting place without him. His douchiness is so much fun. And we, his lovers, will miss him...

Big Sam is the only logical choice for ManU. It is destiny.

I happen to enjoy watching United and Mou turn into a mid-table club.

A friend of mine (West Ham supporter) suggested that Man U and Newcastle swap managers, since Benitez is probably gone after this season.  I said hell, no.  Mourinho can’t win at St. James.

Haha, users with glib handles modeled after genocidal maniacs acting as self-appointed arbiters of moral authority on a sports blog! 

Ok, here we go (rubs hands furiously):

I caught ‘Peelsy’ and I felt bad to be honest

I consider myself a liberal, a progressive, an ally . . . all the things that privileged white guys tell themselves to justify the comparatively easy road that has been laid out for us from the get-go. But as I was reading this my first thought was, “why does it matter? He assaulted this woman; why get pedantic about…

Well damn, if only the NFL had money.... 

You can't have it because nobody fucking likes you.

Or you could cut the old folks some slack. Don’t make the mistake of judging them based upon your generation’s mores. Take it as a compliment that they actually give a shit about you as a person.

Your rebuttal is too confrontational.

“What should I do if I suspect a restaurant gave me food poisoning?”

Agree to disagree, my friend.

It’s not the same, because this method results in delicious potatoes.

Exactly. Using rock salt in a grinder allows you control over the size of the grind that buying finer pre-packaged salt doesn't.