You spelled Rangers wrong.

The easy answer is put seat and lid down.

Bears? All you had to do was ask.

Park in the sun with your current car, put your iPad on the dash. Come back in three hours. Guess what? You get to buy a new iPad. Yay!

I just posted this a couple hours ago.

Ctrl + Alt + V = Move Message to A Folder

If you interpreted my post to infer they are comparable, my bad. Point being, USMNT has a million problems, their keeper’s age isn't one of them.

Age of the keeper isn’t the USMNT problem. Juve / Italy / Buffon are proof of that.

Oh come on now. Summer is longer than 3 games.

Maybe Gawker should hire a video director too? Oh, wait... NM.

Ya, no. Canadians don’t take QBs who can’t drink and play the game.

Best way to tell a Liberal from a Conservative? Hockey fight and see who drops the gloves.

Those dudes in the sports photo look older because they were all born like 100 years ago!

No, you are forgetting the YouTube channel and radio station and website. (It’s more than three channels.)

The fact the league is getting the disinformation out quickly is largely due to the NFLs Web Feat.

Queue “OMG!!! I’ve been HACKED!!!” in 3..., 2..., 1....

If you want to ensure your friends don’t show up in the future, keep serving baked frozen pizzas.

Exactly. Despite sensationalist conspiracy reporting on how the Rams were trying to screw over employees by pulling a fast one, the more likely reality is someone missed that clause as being in need of updating.

Oh look, I lived 5 years longer than all my friends...

“Stop talking?”