A quarter mile in less than four seconds

How tall are you?!? I’m 5'11" and I can move the seat back far enough that my legs can’t reach the pedals.

Andrew, I’ve included another helpful size spec that you should add to your informative post.

^This 1000%.

Entry level *exotic*

I’ve always been of the opinion that the crime is underusing a car, not overusing it. If you just park it, that’s lame, but if you go beyond what it was ever intended to do that’s usually awesome, as long as you don’t put innocent people at risk by doing whatever it is you’re doing.

“Yes Cindy, I’m giving your asshole brother Bill a job here today. No, I think he’s useless. He was what? Drinking this morn- ”