Mayo was my first thought, but mostly because I hate it in anything. Ketchup, which I also hate, is second. Worcestershire came next, but I actually like it, so I’m biased and think that might not be so bad? I could conceive it with the cookie, but maybe not the filling.

Legit LOL.

All of this. I’m a middle age white lady who smoked a lot of pot and stole a bunch of shit from the mall in my teenage years, but there’s a reason a random neighbor wouldn’t shoot me dead in the street, were I to run into them while walk back to my house from 7-11. Can’t put my finger on it...

Zimmerman was a fucking…

that’s a start of “would you rather?” George Zimmerman, or a butt boil?

Same, but maybe a volcano. If he falls into a well, he’d be able to live for a few more days.

I hope it isn’t weird that you’ve inspired me? I get to eat fast food AND shit on these fucker’s graves? Is Stephen Miller there, too, also dead? I’ll shart on all of them in your honor.

I’m with you on peanut butter. It’s fine in a PB&J, but I’m otherwise not impressed. I don’t get the obsession. YOU ARE CORRECT, DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE!

(Except about neapolitan.  Mixing the flavors is the best part).

Emperor Georgiou is sitting back and laughing her ass off at us. “LOL, you thought *MY* universe was the bad one?  No, seriously.  It’s cool, I’ll hold your beer.”

According to the first article on this, if this potential person (and let’s be real, they want to hire a woman) lives in their pool house, they get a whopping $4/hour.

But how did they get the hot rocks in the water before oven mitts?!

FWIW, I was able to read it without a paywall (just using an incognito chrome browser). I’m not sure if they’ve changed that since it went up, or if they have a free limit I just hadn’t met yet.

“I just took a very effulgent dump!”

A few years ago, I went on a trip to Alaska, and we took a skiff out to see some bears playing in a waterfall - an adult bear and two cubs, just playing in the water, catching fish, having a grand old time, and it was misting, so there was a fucking RAINBOW behind all of this. Easily in the top 5 of the most beautiful…

I did let her know :)

I’m not arguing that the *existence* of the procedure is bad. It’s not, it’s a useful diagnostic tool for specific conditions when undergone with the patient’s consent.  That’s not what this is.

And I don’t know how common this is, but the one time I did have a pelvic ultrasound (this was after an hip injury - I’ve never been pregnant), the tech did the external one, and then mentioned that she usually follows up with an internal and asked if I was comfortable with that. (I was not).

Same.

Nope, I’m calling bullshit on all angles.

Yeah, I see a lot of assumptions flying around in some of the comments without anything to substantiate them. A few things came to my mind, personally:

Yeah, I lost you when you said it would be easier to catch a rapist.  For very good reasons I shouldn’t have to outline for you, your argument is bullshit.

Uber: Sexual assault happens, ok? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯