I’m not going to defend the Tucker Max thing, but I do think it’s a little crass to assume the only reason to be friends with an ex is because you secretly still want to fuck them, or because one of you is leading the other on. If you date someone and it doesn’t work out for whatever reason, ideally all of the things…

Agreed, this is fucked up.
I live in MA, and at one point (10ish years ago) had enough unpaid parking tickets that they put a boot on my car. There was a lot of bureaucratic shit to go through, and it cost me a lot of money, but never once was I worried about being arrested for it.  Fucking hell.

El Barco! An accident at CERN floods the world (hand-wavy science, don’t worry about it), and then it’s kind of like LOST, but the characters are all more charming and there are fewer boring flashbacks.

That was some perfect bullshit. “I don’t want the kid, either, BUT DON’T GET AN ABORTION, YOU SLUT.”

Same here - I wouldn’t keep reading his work if I thought he didn’t *care* about his female characters, they’re just not his stronget or most memorable. And I appreciate that - only good writers, smart writers, are willing to identify their weak points and work on them. I totally respect that. One of the reasons I’m…

I haven’t read those, but should! As I said, I like a lot of his work, but when he writes women (or in Cell, where two of the main characters are a gay man and a young woman) there are always parts of dialogue where I roll my eyes suuuuuper hard. I just think he has a hard time thinking outside of his own perspective.*…

I think they could make all of the walkers boys without it being sexist, as long as there was a ‘reason’ (“the world be fucked up and sexist” being reason enough for me). It’s been awhile, but wasn’t there also a small romantic subplot as well - like one of the other walkers had a girlfriend at home or something? I’d…

Isn’t that they humane way to do it? I don’t think any creature is gonna be like “OH, I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO COMPLETELY DEVOUR ME, SO THANKS FOR STARTING WITH MY LEGS.”

BUT THAT’S WHERE WOMEN ARE FROM.  None of these racist kidnappers would feel at home on some pussy planet.  Let’s just get them out of the whole solar system.

That is obviously a giant eagle who just can’t anymore.

I’m always a sucker for musical parodies, but I almost fell out of my chair at “Claws-ette.”

At least we know no one was wearing mixed fibers!  

Something that drives me nuts is how easily people on TV or in movies pop contacts in and out like they’re fucking tic-tacs.  I keep them around mostly because I hate not being able to see anything when I go swimming, but I do need at least 10 minutes to put them in.  If television has taught me anything, it’s that…

I love the idea. “Hi, I’ve done it in the butt and had an orgy or two. I’ll have a cupcake, please.”

Exactly! “Pass the fucking baton, Aiden! Auntie Lillian’s brunch mimosas won’t pay for themselves!”

Unrelated, my sister is probably never going to let me babysit her kids again.

Oh fuck no. I googled “trad life”, and it’s taking all of me to not throw my laptop out the window.

ETA: “She is best known for her “white baby challenge” in which she encouraged white people to have children to combat demographic decline.”

Firstly, WHAT THE FUCK. Secondly, “white baby challenge” sounds like something…

She’s a fucking 12 year old girl being threatened, dehumanized and terrorized by GROWN-ASS FUCKING ADULTS.

SHE’S 12. SHE IS 12. SHE. IS. 12. I want to keep repeating that, because YOU ARE ADULTS THREATENING A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL.  I hope you’re fucking proud of yourselves.

YES, I legitimately loved her in White Collar.  Elizabeth and Mozzie need their own show.

I’m so excited!  I’m so excited!  I’m so... scared.