I’ve done some embarrassing things in my life, but now I feel ok about them because I didn’t participate in this video.

If he persists in this foolishness, his usefulness will come to an end.

Are you a fucking magician? I boil shit, IN A REAL FUCKING POT. Sous vide my ass with your nasty flammable crockpot.

He was pretty steamed, though.

Re: him being at the bar and whether or not it’s stalking.

What the fuck is it with men and tampons (rhetorical question, we already know). They’re not spooky or dirty, they’re just something I occasionally need to put in my vagina so I don’t have to do extra laundry. Grow the fuck up. (though i would totally also use a box of tampons to keep strangers out of my shit. It…

Fucking hell. “I thought you were asleep.” RAGE.

Ha, I was thinking of “Killed by Death”, where Buffy gets a nasty flu and has to fight Der Kindestod, a demon thingy that sucks the life-force of sick children in hospitals, and only people delirious with fever can see it.

Sometimes I wonder if he’s such a fucking narcissistic asshole that he knows he’s old and going to die soon, and just wants to take everyone with him. Like he can’t stand the thought of the world going on without him, so he won’t let it.

INACCURATE! Long Island should be part of the dumbfucks, too.

THIS. I don’t have a problem with co-ed scouting in general, and I know how much experience can vary based on troop leaders and memebers, but the BSA as an organization is full of shit.

This is what I can’t get over. My dad got involved with boy scouts a few years ago with my brother (second marriage, bro is 15 years younger).

Individual troops vary based on the leaders, parents, and (ideally, most importantly) what the troop wants. I’ve got a Girl Scout Gold Award. We did a lot of camping, did canoe training, started fires (*mostly* in approved fire-starting places), did that team-building thing in the woods where you have to hike and…

It’s honestly weird to me that people think men and women can’t just be friends. My husband and I both have close friends of the opposite gender, and neither of us have ever worried about it. Shit, one of the reasons I DID marry him was being struck, early on in our relationship, that he had friendships with women,…

Been there. I used to work at a place with a guy who would follow me around, including staying after his shift ended to “run into” me on my way in (lest a troll respond, he actually told me this). He asked if I was single, then when I told him I was married, did the “But are you happy?” thing. It got to the point that…

Ha! I truly think the only time you can smoke a pipe, and not look like a douche, is if you’re a boat captain smoking on the bow while you muse upon the sea.

Ha! I woke up a few times while my husband was watching it and kind of sleepily half-listened to what was going on. I kept thinking “fucking christ, why do these people care so much about some spray-painted dicks? Shut up and let me sleep!”

The only time *anyone* can say “Do you know who I am?” without being an asshole is if they just got a head injury and literally do not know who they are. That’s it.

Where’s a “you people are terrible “ gif when you need one?

As you should, for that. Dear gods, why? I’m not going to get any sleep tonight.