I just don’t think I’ll ever stop being shocked at what a fucking idiot he is.

It’s been awhile since I saw the movie (and I haven’t read the book), but IIRC, I thought that was settled? The triceratops ate some plant that was poisonous, and Dr. Sattler was like “Why the fuck did you even plant this? Oh, you thought it looked cool? IT HAS NO PLACE IN THIS ECOSYSTEM. Can someone here learn to…

I’m glad we’ve got our fucking priorities straight.

Are we sure, though, that he even knows how to write? Every time he signs an EO, he smiles like a toddler who just went poopies in the potty ALL BY HIMSELF for the first time.

Maybe it’s just me, but it’s too goddamn depressing to hear music I like, and find out the artist is younger than me. How can I angst properly to something created by someone in their 20s? I can’t.

Certainly not.

Yeah, a server would have to literally spit in my food right in front of me for me to not leave a tip. Everyone has shitty days, but if you’re not actively rude to me, 20%. Especially because things like slow service or incorrect orders aren’t actually the server’s fault.

Yes! I’m so glad it got renewed.

Megan Mullally is gonna slap you for that, and you’ll deserve it.

Xena was fucking awsome. If you’d said Hercules, I’d agree with you. I don’t think Kevin Sorbo ever got over the fact that Lucy Lawless was more badass and popular than he was, and now he’s a right-wing knob.

Me, too! I always feel like a dick writing 0 in the tip line when I’m paying with a card, but tipping in cash. No more!

Oh, can I ask your advice? Like, what products you’d recommend? I’m planning to quit after a vacation in three weeks (I don’t want to be grumpy on vacation), but it’s time. I was cold-turkey for three weeks last year, but my husband also smokes, and our landlord lets us smoke in the apartment, so when he relapsed I…

Ahhh, I love that episode! I love shows that aren’t afraid to poke a bit of fun at themselves. Not the marionette scene, but I’ll just leave this here:

That an argument I’d at least entertain (his kindness and compassion for all species, his reluctance to use violence and his hatred of guns), but my immediate response is that the Doctor has plenty of other traits that are definitely *not* coded feminine (his confidence and authority, his anger), and it’s not so much…

Yup, there’s my dinner about to come up.

and... whyyyyyyyyyyy.

God, can we at least get celebrities who’d be good at running this shitshow?

Ha! I’m with you on the heels, and bought a pair of Ahnu boots a few years ago. I wear them pretty much everywhere, and with everything. They’re comfortable, warm, gothy and stompy enough for me, but also cute enough that I’ve worn them to cocktail parties, little black dress and all. If anyone judges me for that,…

They’re so very much the same, it’s scary. I never did a WW or Jenny Craig-style diet plan, but when I was really struggling, I also did one of those kickboxing weight-loss work-out classes with my stepmom where whoever loses the most weight by the end gets money.

Yeah! My style as an adult is more toned down than it was as a teenager, but the elements are there. And while I’m not about to buy anymore faux-snakeskin pants from Wet Seal (do they even still exist?), I’m glad I had them.