omg, yes. My parents let me wear what I wanted and never said a word about it, but I remember showing off my 8th-grade semi-formal dress to my grandmother, and as I was going back upstairs, I heard her whisper to my stepmom that she hated it. Props to my step-mom for firing back, quite harshly, “well *she* loves it,…

I’m with you for the most part, but I’d argue that he can be untouchable (like, literally. I would not touch that man, except maybe with a 10-foot cattle prod), and also stupid. He’s a multitasker at being awful.

I’ll admit that seeing these photos has definitely changed my mind about him. There’s no way he’s smart enough to be a serial killer.

I mentally added a comma and a question mark to your typo, and it made my day.

Seriously, though.

I’ve never eaten any of those, but I’d give them a try. Balut? That’s just somewhere between a boiled egg and poultry, and I eat those all the time. The texture of brain might put me off, but if you stick anything in a taco, I’ll at least take a bite.

“I’m sure he demanded their long-form birth certificates before he allowed them to pee on him.”

Yeah, we’re talking about a man who seems incapable of feeling shame when it comes to his shady business practices, his finances, his terrible comments/tweets about pretty much every marginalized population... he and everyone invested in fellating his ego deflect that stuff pretty easily.

Right there with you. It’s like we’re living in a dystopian novel that publishers kept rejecting because the “leader” of the country is a bumbling asshat, a caricature of a totalitarian, and it’s not satire, it’s *not even funny.*

A bit tangential, BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS EITHER. My dad is a huge Star Trek fan, and I am now, too. I grew up watching it with him. Probably my favorite and earliest childhood memory is sitting on his lap during the intro to TNG, and every time a ship would go by, he’d lift me up in the air, and we’d both…

Only one scoop of ice cream, and then Steve Bannon said “Ok, five more minutes in the pool, then we have to go to the meetings!”

I’d say you’re ok! The main thing is that there’s no poop or pee contamination on something other people will eat from. No one serves waffle cones from your kid’s stroller, ya know? :)

Ew. And I’m fully on the side of women who breastfeed in public - I don’t want to eat in the bathroom, why should your kid? - but, alternatively, I don’t wipe my ass on the table. Baby shit is still shit.

Perfect.

What a fucking douche.

Jesus, I knew people were assholes, but $5 after 30 orders is abysmal. We get delivery about once or twice a week (there are a lot of places nearby with good, cheap food), but we always tip at least $4-5, or 20%, rounded up to the nearest dollar, whichever is higher. Another buck or two if something was missing from…

I was a cashier in a grocery store for awhile, and had to deal with that kind of bullshit allllll the time. Often a customer is requesting something you *literally* do not have the power to do, and they get so fucking pissed, and then a manager has to come over and tell them exactly what you’ve been telling them,…

I don’t know how the cognitive dissonance doesn’t make their heads explode.

Someone put a Taco Bell sticker on my car a few years ago, and I haven’t been bothered to scrape it off. It’s pretty small and in the appropriate bumper sticker location, and my car is trash anyway, so... *shrug*. Good job, whoever did that.

I’ve never watched any kind of Bake Off. I just came for vaguely relevant Richmond gifs.