I’ve got a 3'x4' chunk of the wall from Woodstock ‘99! Get it now, only $99!

You give me too much credit. I was subtly suggesting he was the product of his own wanking. I mean, re-read his post.

Maybe I’m wrong, though, and he uses his left hand.

First, I hate crowded beaches.

I’m sorry you had to go back in time to write this, but suddenly your handle makes a lot of sense.

What the what now? I’m white - therefore, I will never fully grasp the struggle of black Americans. Acknowledging that doesn’t make me racist, but rather someone who recognizes that many of my neighbors and fellow citizens share a painful history that I have no right to claim as my own, or joke about.

So I’ve been a Soft Cell/Marc Almond fan since the late-90's (technically, they were a little before my time), but I was so fucking delighted by THAT song, in THAT scene. OMG, I had all his CD’s as a teen in the late-90's early ‘00s, and now Jez recognizes.

Hey don’t make fun! We need him on the front lines in the war against Christmas!

ew ew ew, now I’m mad that you put the idea of 45's third nipple in my head, and there can be no forgiveness for that.

We’re all really doomed, though, aren’t we?

AHHH, I remember Ground Round! Ours was near where I used to take dance classes, so we went all the time. I always ordered the ribs. And they served ice cream in little plastic baseball helmets, right? Or was that somewhere else?

Holy shit, poor Sophie. I hope she’s healing well.

IF YOU DON’T PRESS THIS BUTTON EVERY 108 MINUTES, YOU’LL HAVE TO PAY TAXES.

They keep it in the soup, obviously...?

Same here (well, I didn’t go to a heavy STEM school, but I do have liberal arts majors). Now I’ve got one of those inscrutable job titles that basically means I take care of all the day-to-day stuff that keeps a small business running. And I love it! Even the accounting, which high school me would have found…

1) yeah, don’t go back to that guy. “like a first date”. Ew.

Emperor Palpapence

Yeah, I don’t get it either. The Earth is God’s beautiful creation, so... we’re gonna trash it, because we’re all going to heaven anyway, who needs it?

“For some reason, this issue of mysterious grisly murders has become a paramount issue for the students of Sunnydale High.” - Principal Pence, 1997.

I came home from class one day in 2006 or so to my boyfriend, also an early 20-something at the time, looking for snacks in the fridge, and he said “I’m in ur fridge, eatin ur foodz!”

My sentiments exactly. Every time I’m forced to go to a crowded beach in the summer, I’m miserable from the moment we park to the moment we leave.

Nah, I don’t think you’re being insensitive. Most people with suicidal thoughts only intend to harm themselves, and they need help and compassion and understanding. I’ve been there.