Or blaming their racism on being inebriated, or having a “lapse in judgement” or, (in this case), being “emotional”, but they don’t *really* think those things, they’re so not racist! They were just so gosh durn [drunk/mad/thoughtless] that they... went straight for racism? And we’re supposed to believe that says…

I loved The Canterbury Tales in high school. They’re hilarious.

Even 2016 isn’t trying to be 2016 anymore.

“Homo phones? I think they’re grate. The homos love me, they create the best phones. And I am the gratest speller, I have all the spells, you’ll never have a precedent gooder at spelling than I am.”

Hell no. Even without his racist dick, he strikes me as the kind of dude who says things like “Hey, baby, want me play guitar for you?” And you’re like “Sure, sounds nice!” because this is the first time you’ve dated a douchey guitarist. At first, it’s kind of romantic. Then after an hour or two of watching him…

All those curly fries, dangling gently from the branches! So beautiful, I could weep.

so it’s not just me? I was starring things, and kinja is like LOL YOU RECOMMENDED SOMETHING BUT NOPE, HAHAHAHA. And now I feel bad and want to apologize to everyone.

For me, it all boils down to “Trump doesn’t respect the office, so why should I?”

Or even just a revenge plot that isn’t romantic in origin- make the villain an old partner who double-crossed her and ran off with her cut/got someone killed/set her up to take the fall. It doesn’t always have to be about scorned luuuurve.

You might have science on your side, you mayo scoundrel, but grilled cheese with butter is an art. If you can’t make it without burning it, you don’t deserve it. Mayo? Harrumph, I say!

Two of my siblings are much younger than me, and about ten years ago while I was visiting/babysitting, I cooked up some Annie’s mac & cheese for lunch (I even got the orange cheddar kind, because I knew this would happen. They’re used to Kraft, but I wanted Annie’s, and I’m the grown-up here), and they just refused…

My husband and I were married for, like, 5 years before we admitted this to each other. So many years wasted with cheddar :/.

SAMS OF THE WORLD, PLS HLP. GoT, LOTR, Stargate, like... Sam is always the best person. And we need them right now.

Truth. My wedding was really small - courthouse and a few friends and family at a restaurant afterward. My college BFF had a bigger wedding (we flew cross-country to attend! Never thought I’d do that for a wedding), but like you said - everyone was chill, and it was great. My husband almost spilled wine on the…

#handfastingoffate

If there’s any silver lining here, it’s that all the GUNZ4EVERYONE, KNIVES KILL PEOPLE, TOO crowd have to face the fact that this is a perfect example of how fallacious their arguments are. Everyone, except for the attacker, lived. Because he didn’t have a gun.

BUT THERR CUD BE BABBY ON IT.

True, and still so depressing. Hey babies, I hope the ouchies you asked for were worth burning half your sisters and brothers to death :/.

“Vulcanology”, lol.

In 5th grade, I wrote a parody of the Toys-R-Us jingle about how much I loved adverbs. THEY’RE THE GREATEST PART OF SPEECH THERE IS, GEE WHIZ!