Also, THAT TIME HE WAS ON BUFFY.

Jealous! I saw him live last year - didn’t get to smoke a joint with him, but he was as funny and charming and awesome as he seems. All the <33333s for Ron Funches.

That episode broke me. It is amazing.

When I die, this will be playing behind my eyelids, and I will curse you. The next Spooky Story competition will be won by something titled “Yummy Yummy Fruit Salad.”

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

The WHAT ABOUT POTATO SALAD, HUH?!!!!! comment is what really got me. Have I been wrong about salad all my life? What is salad anyway? AM I SALAD?

I’m just laughing my ass off that THIS is the hill this knob apparently wants to die upon. What a champion!

Holy crap, you’re right! You have to admit the resemblance is uncanny. I’m sorry, Romy! You are awesome.

Alan Tudyk! J. August Richards! Catherine O’Hara! I’m in love.

Ewww, ew ew. Vodka, Kahlua, and orange juice, no ice. It’s the drink everyone who votes for Trump deserves.

Few thoughts:

Yes, this. I live in a blue-as-fuck state, so I went into this *wanting* to vote green because I could, and not worry about the state outcome, but if I’m truly voting my conscience? If it were a race just between Clinton and Stein, I’d still have to vote Clinton. My vote was literally Stein’s to lose, and she did. …

I come from a line of people who love circus peanuts, so I consider my liking of candy corn evolutionary progress. It’s just chewy, crumbly sugar- what’s not to like?

Oh dear, he’s just discovered the hyper-sexualization of Halloween costumes, the poor chap! ‘Tis a shame no woman has ever written about this before!

Ahh, so the men had no choice in writing that list - they HAD to, because the women chose to “let them run roughshod.”

I don’t know from handbags at all, but they look like something my sister would buy at Khol’s, but then she decides she hates it, and needs me to return it for her because she’s been banned from returning things at Khol’s (It’s true. They use your license for returns, and she’s returned SO MUCH that she’s not allowed…

It just wasn’t realistic. I mean, Kristen Bell is in heaven, but there are NO SLOTHS? Did Ted Danson kick them all into the sun or something? GET OUT OF THERE, ELEANOR, SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT.

It might contain a part that the time travelers desperately need to save the future! In 2484, you and your 1999 Saturn are memorialized. School children visit every day to hear a docent with clean-clipped hair and a fitted polyester suit describe how you saved the human race.

It’s true. My car’s been broken into twice in the past few years - always a rock or something through the window - and all anyone made off with was a bag that looked like it might have a laptop, but was really just filled with boring documents, and a camel light pack that literally had a single cigarette left.