The ambient heat generated by the competitive fire stoking Jordan’s WILL TO WIN caused wet spots to evaporate instantaneously when he approached them.

I’m in Cleveland and chafing.

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Ah, so this was “The Len Bias Interlude”?

It’s sort of common sense I think. I’ve been in houses where people leave loaded guns laying around. How can anyone justify that as safe? That’s like hanging the keys to your Lamborghini on a hook on your front porch and being surprised when someone wrecks it.

Wrong how? According to that list, we’re 115th in the world by overall homicide rate, behind 7 European countries. Russia has almost three times our homicide rate. The firearm homicide rate doesn’t show the full picture. Do we have room for improvement? Sure. But our overall homicide rate as well as our firearm…

The chart is referring to homicides by firearm only. We have a higher firearm homicide rate because around 90% of our homicides are committed with a firearm. That’s disproportionately higher because most countries have their homicides committed by other means. While we’re 18th in the world for firearm homicide rate,…

And yet, we still have people on the right who actually believe that the heroin epidemic is a “myth” perpetrated by liberals as a pretext to raise taxes for social programs. It’s so fucked.

Can we maybe take a few years off killing each other and see what happens? You know, just as a crazy lark.

They really did lose it in the right way though, don’t you think? Personally, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a ballclub lose their 8th game of the year with such class and fan support as the St. Louis Cardinals. Frankly, it’s a baseball city, and their fans are the best there are.

Kasich’s signature on the tweets makes it look like a Bible verse. But then again, he can’t sign off with his initials or nobody would take him seriously.

You shut your mouth, Prince was magic!

Anyone watch season two of Fargo?

It actually made me think that too, but mostly because the population size of the town leads me to believe people really know one another there and a whole family was executed in different locations(although the locations aren’t spread out) so it also doesn’t seem like the work of one person. But you are absolutely…

I definitely wouldn’t mind 90 or so servings.

This is the most delicious dead-horse soup I have ever tasted.

The Cardinal Way.

what?!? are you kidding? i’m a tru fan - my best memory, prince on continuous rotation helping me to write my college thesis in a 3-day crunch - and i LOVE chappelle’s prince.

She was on this show?

Maybe she saw an opportunity for even more self-promotion.