Huh? The Sox haven’t been to the series in 11 years.

Okay. I can kind of see the road you are on, but let me explain the difference.

Look at the guns on him. He could do it holding the dad holding the baby.

“He got hit by his own guys. A first ballot guy needs to show better field awareness."

I think there needs to be a world kebab-off: the very best Turkish, Lebanese, Georgian, Armenian, Persian, Afghan, and Pakistani kebab chefs, all throwing it down on the grill in their national styles. If we can keep the Armenians and Turks from killing each other it’ll be the greatest thing in human history.

Do you know the story about Titanic? Apparently NDG hassled James Cameron for years over the constellations in the sky at the end. NDG said they were incorrect for 1912 and that time of year so when Titanic was re-released in 3D a few years ago, Cameron corrected it for him. I super admire that level of nerd tenacity.

‘“Save the Earth” really means “Save the Humans” or “Save the Life on Earth”. Earth the planet will outlast all extinctions.’

Meanwhile, Florida residents trade high fives and exclaim “Not us this time!”

Those aren’t kids, they’re carnies. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

I fancy this one, personally

Stop trying to get EW to leave the senate, guys! She’s where she wants to be, and what’s more, we NEED her there. We WANT her there. We want her to be there for years and years, to have important positions on powerful committees, to build long-term relationships and the influence that comes with them, and to have the…

No mention of Al Franken as a prospect? I’ve heard his name mentioned a few times. It seems laughable at first blush, but actually plausible when you think about it.

Impossible Germany, unlikely Sudan.

Man, this guy is really nettin’ those yahoos!

How about this 300SL found abandoned in Cuba of all places?

I hereby apologize to you, Albert Burneko, on behalf of America, for having to put up with commenters who apparently have never heard Dennis Leary, Bill Hicks, or even Bobcat Goldtwait, and have no clue that over-the-top rants express contempt for a person or thing, and the ridiculousness self-indulgence of contempt,…

I totally agree. This is a FANTASTIC piece. The wordplay and sentiment are 120-proof. But fuck all, I still love “One.”

The greatest songwriting team in the history of music is Bob Dylan and whoever brought Bob Dylan his cigarettes/speed/weed/220-221 whatever it takes.

So would it be fair to say that in you did not find what you were looking for in that album?