Wait, so he’s fucking Gareth from The Office?

the venn diagram of ‘people who make a big deal about your calling them Doctor’ and ‘people who are assholes’ is a circle

Have you tried being a white male? I hear that goes over well in interviews.

My general view is that anyone who insists on being referred to by a title outside of the professional setting where that title is relevant (doctors in hospitals, judges in court, professors outside of academia) are presumptively insecure assholes.

I call him Vice President Mother Fucker.

Andrew Jackson is dead. We could probably cross him out too.

They’re so small they look like they’re missing a finger

Pence has the best strategy here, probably established since before Trump took office: Lay low, be bland, don’t be noticed by ANYONE. He’s like that one person in every Settlers of Catan game: while the others are squabbling and sabotaging each other and stealing wood and sheep and busting up the Longest Road left and…

Holy shit. That’s amazing that all of those schmucks are out except for Mother Pence’s husband.

Whoa...that’s really something. Being in the foreground, shouldn’t his hand actually be magnified relative to the rest of him? Creepy, man.

its too pedestrian by a mile.

It’s insecurity.

He also insists on being called “Dr. Gorka”

Gorka is what happenes when Stephen Segal’s pony tail and Herman Goering have a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. I could not agree with you more.

Hopefully this asshole

Damn, that’s rich. It’s always those dudes who boast a little too much about their war service. They’re always complete fucking frauds. I’m looking at you, Jesse Ventura and dead Chris Kyle.

God I wish Gorka would fuck off, if only because he likes to play up his British Army bullshit “oh I was in a super secret Intel unit who hunted down the IRA”.

I literally died.

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.