This was my thought process: “She reminds me of that actress... oh, what was she in? I think she was in a movie where she almost got murdered by wolves when her boyfriend was proposing... am I making this up??? No, it was that Andy Samberg movie, Popstar.”

I was so surprised when I learned it wasn’t both of them, but even though his existence is mentioned fairly often he really is only in a few episodes so I guess they didn’t need to use them both.

Holy cow ... we have the same friends. One of the guys I graduated with had a year long train wreck broadcast to the world on FB. Each day, I woke up to see which side of the coin we were on. “She is a psychotic bitch who is off her meds.” “I love you honey bunch!” “She just broke into my garage, kicked over my…

Yeah, I look like day-old shit when I cry. This looks like curated crying.

That’s what living the suite life is about

Actually what he was saying, in his best Ross Geller impressions is - “We were on a break!”

Yup, someone I knew in college, who is now in her 30s, posted, in excruciating detail, all of her fertility treatment process, pregnancy, labor/delivery, and post-partum ER visits after complications from a C-section. I know entirely too much about the state of this woman’s cervix. We weren’t even that close or…

And crying juxtaposed with a faint smile, impeccable makeup and an ‘lol’. It’s a photo shoot. But good publicity I guess, because here we are :(

Me reading your comment:

Yeah, I’ll admit there are a couple of people I stay friends with simply for all their drama.

God, so true. Most of my facebook friends are like, my actual friends (or at least were at one point) and are generally pretty restrained but luckily the people who post absurd drama on facebook are the same people who don’t know/don’t care about privacy settings. Every once in a while a friend of a friend goes off…

This. I too have a friend (let’s be honest, aquaintance at best) who is regularly putting her dramas on fb and Instagram like this. Most recently it was a lot of stuff about her childrens’ father (she is not vague unfortunately) how he’s a deadbeat, stuff about his family, etc. I definitely understand the temptation,…

What he said:

Okay, so full disclosure, I’m old and actually use punctuation in my texts. But seriously, who the fuck uses “lol” along with a crying selfie? It’s like mixing nuts and gum. Get your shit together.

I don’t know this girl, but does she not look exactly like Imogen Poots in that photo?

I know Zuck tries to tell us Facebook/social media is going to change the world, build stronger connections, and make everything better.

the non-Jughead Sprouse

So he had another woman on deck?

Im siding with the verbose cheater because social media pity-fishing is so obnoxious.