She is 97% teeth. Read more
She is 97% teeth. Read more
I was SO MAD that she had to fuck up an episode as glorious as Grease 2 should have been. Read more
Let ‘em burn. Just let ‘em burn all night. Read more
The toddler from Big Daddy. Read more
I remember years ago reading a blind item that said he was decidedly very bad in bed. (I think it was something like he always needed to finish himself off and got mad if you pointed out that was kind of weird?) Read more
My boyfriend and I were just browsing through HBOGo and thought it might be interesting, and to my horror I straight up SOBBED through the whole thing. Just snot dripping everywhere. Read more
I think at the very least he is desperate for her acceptance/approval. It’s pretty obvious that Beyoncé wants nothing to do with Kim Kardashian and I think that’s always irked him. Read more
OH THANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES. Read more
It seems to be Her Thing. It’s kind of terrible but I also sort of love how she seems to not give a fuck? Read more
I think it looks amazing but I have terrible taste so... Read more
My miiiiind is telling me nooooo! Read more
I originally went to see Pearl Harbor for Ben Affleck. I saw it an additional 3 (!) times in the theater for Josh Hartnett. Read more
Man, that kind of beautiful pettiness is why I’m sad I’m an only child. Read more
I always thought it looked like they didn’t get quiiiite enough nutrients in the womb. Like they shoulda baked for a few more weeks before getting birthed. Read more
It’s on Hulu, if you have it! I’m in the middle of it right now and holy shit, it’s incredible. Read more
I think he’s more wall-eyed? One of his eyes just sliiiightly strays outward. Read more
“What does your headmaster have to say about all this?” Read more
Seriously holy shit I would have 35 different chins if I attempted that. Read more
If there was ever a more beautiful visual than Will Ferrell-as-Janet Reno punching Rudy Gulliani in the face, I don’t know of it. Read more
So...36 in human years? Read more