She is 97% teeth.

I was SO MAD that she had to fuck up an episode as glorious as Grease 2 should have been.

Let ‘em burn. Just let ‘em burn all night.

The toddler from Big Daddy.

I remember years ago reading a blind item that said he was decidedly very bad in bed. (I think it was something like he always needed to finish himself off and got mad if you pointed out that was kind of weird?)

My boyfriend and I were just browsing through HBOGo and thought it might be interesting, and to my horror I straight up SOBBED through the whole thing. Just snot dripping everywhere.

I think at the very least he is desperate for her acceptance/approval. It’s pretty obvious that Beyoncé wants nothing to do with Kim Kardashian and I think that’s always irked him.

OH THANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES.

It seems to be Her Thing. It’s kind of terrible but I also sort of love how she seems to not give a fuck?

I think it looks amazing but I have terrible taste so...

My miiiiind is telling me nooooo!

I originally went to see Pearl Harbor for Ben Affleck. I saw it an additional 3 (!) times in the theater for Josh Hartnett.

Man, that kind of beautiful pettiness is why I’m sad I’m an only child.

I always thought it looked like they didn’t get quiiiite enough nutrients in the womb. Like they shoulda baked for a few more weeks before getting birthed.

It’s on Hulu, if you have it! I’m in the middle of it right now and holy shit, it’s incredible.

I think he’s more wall-eyed? One of his eyes just sliiiightly strays outward.

“What does your headmaster have to say about all this?”

Seriously holy shit I would have 35 different chins if I attempted that.

If there was ever a more beautiful visual than Will Ferrell-as-Janet Reno punching Rudy Gulliani in the face, I don’t know of it.

So...36 in human years?