Question that Google couldn’t quickly answer: who plays the couple in the movie? Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem or Michelle Pheiffer and Javier Bardem?

Kids really need to at least be toddlers. Then they can go on some of the kiddie rides and enjoy the visuals.

My cousin is taking their one-year-old in a few months. Why??? Such a waste of money in my opinion.

President Lazy Boy is a draft dodger. All of his attacks are about his own shortcomings. You don’t need to be shrink to see that.

We talking ‘get rid of’ get rid of or just off T.V., like stranded in Peru or a deserted island or something? I only accept payment in Amazin’Fruit gummy bears and Prussian Francs.

The Olsen twins is an example of sure never being normal, but running away from the spotlight and focusing on a skill and career. If she wanted too she could probably manage to get to that level. I’ll bet she never even tried for anything like that.

She only needs to quit the reality show and her social media presence. Normal people can still wear whatever clothes they want.

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE

I’m not that kind of person where I want all the attention.

Let her get a job at Super King as a cashier. Then I’ll believe it.

What’s more “normal” than agreeing to be in a scripted reality television show? She just doesn’t want the attention, can she be any more clear!

By normal she means, “ I want people to respect me like they respect people who have skills, (singers and actresses) without actually having to have a skill.”

Her excitement over her first therapy session (‘Write it down guys!’) was sooooooo ridic. Therapy is not really fun. Unless you’re one of the Klan who are excited they can talk about themselves some more.

Enough of her and her kind already. Insufferable, vapid, little girls who play dress up for a “living.” There’s an easy solution: turn off the fucking camera.

She wants to be normal? Suuuuuuurrre. What shite.

Yes! She absolutely ruined an episode of How Did This Get Made. I could barely finish it and it made me wonder what the hell she was on. If it’s an act, it’s an incredibly annoying one.

Well his mistress might get pissed if he said “we still love each other”.

Oh Man, I had a feeling they were next...but have you seen the respective announcements? Hers says ‘we still love each other’ and his says ‘we still have love for each other’. Kind of tells its own story :(

Eh he’s kind of a dumb redneck and she neglects her pets so fuck both of em

I find both of them irritating. I’m not sure why I feel that way about him (preachy?) but I feel like she is often overly drunk/high on podcasts I enjoy