Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

Granted.

I want to be supportive of her but you know, doing shit like this makes it difficult.

Permission to use the phrase “blocker booty” for the rest of time?

Beyonce should totally play roller derby. She has a blocker booty. She just needs to put the recording device away while she does so.

Bolt’s lack of injury and trailing off at age 30 are just about the best proof that he was always clean.

does this mean the Discovery Channel is gonna cancel his race against that shark?

I don’t know if i’ll ever forgive Gawker for that stunt.

never forget

They’re gonna run out of hosts at some point.

“Sometimes I accidentally take pictures of my half erect penis. And then I accidentally send them to women. What, like you’ve never taken inadvertent pics of your feet before? THIS IS EXACTLY THE SAME THING.”

At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

Look, he “believes” he didn’t do it. Is that not good enough!?

So at this point it’s safe to say that Fox’s interviewing practices are designed to hire a) men who like to sexually harrass women, and b) the women that those same men find appealing. Right?

These people at Fox seem so obsessed with their dicks you’d almost think maybe they’d have a thing for other people’s.

When even the Conservative Party go “eh, maybe we shouldn’t align with you” you know you done fucked up.

“I would have to back and look at my calendar to see whom I’ve sent one to.”

It would be refreshing for one of these Fox News assholes to just straight up show the bravado they love to show on camera after this was found instead of some wimpy, mealy mouth denial. They could take a stand against “politically correct” they seem so determined to be fighting against.

Ugh I would file a suit if he even sent me a pic of his face