They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

lol can you imagine if Prince Phillip tried to pull this shit on Elizabeth II?

The queen is hoping he dies first because by Royal Proclamation she’s going to see to it that he is buried wherever she damn well pleases: namely, right next to her in an hermetically sealed glass coffin, his corpse positioned on its side in such a way that the whole country will be able to watch him kissing her royal…

It seems weird to me that someone who is a member of the monarchy would not understand how monarchies work.

Wait a minute that’s not a fun fact at all.

While I’m not wild about her signature pearls (I think they’re a touch too short. For the save reason crew necklines are less flattering on people with round faces than v-necks, longer necklaces are more flattering than necklaces that sit above or on the collar bone), I concur. She’s not some grand fashionista, but…

100% agree. She looks very put together. That’s not a job that allows for much in the way of avant garde fashion looks. I don’t want to listen to any of the garbage lies that come out of her mouth, but if she’s a confidence booster to women and girls out there who feel like their bodies are unacceptable for…

Unpopular opinion, but I think Sarah Huckabee Sanders looks great, especially before she got Mooched. It’s nice to see a woman of size look professional and not dowdy. I’m a woman of size entering a conservative profession and it is hard to make conservative clothes look fashionable when you’re not thin. She’s…

So effectively “we took this sure fire hit and made it “funny””.

“It’s got a new tone to it; it’s got a new comic riff to it and I think that feels modern and future-facing. So it’s a show that a lot of people love but with a slight Channel 4 spin which is exactly what I hoped it would be.”

This is bullshit. There wasn’t one swiss roll in the bunch! GBBO always has a swiss roll.

Oh great. The British Twittersphere and the papers are going to be nothing but “they’ve ruined it!” now for the next several days.

Corrections: DEBI Mazar has the world’s BEST lisp.

Counterpoint: Sylvester the Cat has the world’s worst lisp and Debbie Mazar is the bees knees and the best

I couldn’t agree more, though I’m jumping straight to the bathsalts.

The last quote in the article was so precious. He’s talking about how hard the next six weeks are going to be, as he uses his right hand “for social media.”

That story about Tiffany Trump’s BFF is hilarious for its subtext. Dude was VERY clearly drunk, fell on the dock into the water or something, then concocted this story to cover it up

Looks like Carl is filling Bieb’s daddy complex.

Every time I see the name Shookus, I think of this:

In these troubled times it’s heartening to see brave celebrities like Justin Bieber take a stand against clothes that fit. So fearless.