“My go-to moisturizer for my front-vulva is La Vag Luminesse. If I could bathe in this, I would! It’s really expensive but I got a sample sent to me at work, and I’ve been addicted ever since. It’s the same texture and pH as actual vaginal secretions and smells like them, too, so you don’t end up feeling all “made up”…

Waiting for her to just sigh and admit that the president lied because he’s a crazy idiot who thought no one would question him.

He was heavily marginalized at his Santa Monica high school and at Duke because apparently being vocally a racist and nationalist piece of shit doesn’t make you Most Liked. One of my best friends was in his year at Duke and attests to him being as shitty a person as you’d imagine.

I would have recorded it on my phone and shouted “Worldstar! Worldstar!”

I am convinced Miller got beat up a lot as a kid.

Hasn’t she read a letter from a kid before? Is that a thing now?

I binged it when I first discovered it and I’m ashamed at how long it took me to realize the same thing. I caught an ep about a year ago and my biggest takeaway was that the female half of the cast was doing all the heavy lifting and had, by far, the best deliveries.

God, I hate that show. Genuinely liked it for a long time and we even bought all the seasons on DVD. Then I got super busy and didn’t watch it for like 6 months. It was like a reset button or something. When I went back to it, I was horrified at how 1. stupid, 2. offensive, and 3. stupidly offensive it is. I can’t…

Oh my god.

And also, aired on ABC and not CBS.

Also, Grey’s Anatomy and LOST is now off the air.

Wait. They count shows that air on CW, their sister network, as their own shows? That’s not how this works, CBS. Your primetime is the hours between 7 to 10 p.m. on your network, CBS, not CW.

Kevin Can Wait was the most successful new comedy on television last year,

I kind of feel bad for those kids, as long as they didn’t ask to have a picture of their recovering bodies plastered on the internet, which is forever. The boy looks like one of those Victorian death photos.

As an avid monarchist, the thing that is absolutely the saddest is that she so obviously adored and loved her children. While we might argue that all mothers should love their kids, we also know that absolutely isn’t always true, and there is often particular distance or coldness in wealthy, high profile families. But…

I watched the ITV documentary, and while it was nothing really new, it’s the only time you’ll ever see the two of them be completely candid about her as their mother and it’s worth it for that.

Right? As a child seeing tabloids in the grocery store, I thought Camilla was an old witch and Charles was an evil man to poor beautiful Princess Di. But now as an adult, I think, man, relationships are messy and hard and sometimes people fuck up, but Charles and Camilla are really a true love story.

Because Charles knew going into the marriage that he did not want to be married to her because he was still obsessed with Camilla. Diana was seemingly unaware of that in the beginning. And honestly I think given the crappy situation with her own family, she was looking for acceptance and approval and in 1981 the…

Because she was so young when they married and he was seen as the one who should have been bending over backwards to try and help his wife feel loved and accepted within the Royal Family.

She was much younger, very sheltered and naive and essentially manipulated into a marriage to a man she thought she loved at the time, but who did not love her. And was also the crown prince. That’s the popular narrative anyway. Even if it’s not true, the power disparity entering the marriage is obvious.