I think former (older, white male) military personnel remind him of his father, who sent him to a military academy. And Kelly will only be as successful as the chaotic commander in chief allows him to be, which is to say, it’s only a matter of time before he’s either fired or resigns out of sheer frustration.

This is why I’m skeptical of Kelly’s new tenure as Chief of Staff.

Kelly signed his own death warrant when he said that he’s the one in charge now. Maybe he’d like to be and probably he should be, but Trump is and Trump will either fire him or harass him out of the job the second Kelly stands up to him.

He’ll get frustrated with, and blame, his new Chief of Staff when Trump’s own out of control ego causes more fuck-ups, just like he’s done with everyone up to this point. You can’t change a narcissistic sociopath. He’s uncontrollable and he can’t function unless there’s chaos around him (he also desperately needs…

Every cloud has a silver lining? Can’t make omelettes without breaking a few eggs? Something something platitude something?

When you have been doing the same crazy nonsense consequence free for the last 40 years it’s pretty hard to stop on a dime.

He’s such a tool! If he hired and listened to competent people, he wouldn’t have self inflicted wounds. But his ego and fear won’t let him be hands off!

And this isn’t even the biggest story about Trump’s lies today.

Couldn’t have said it better myself, Tim.

So no Red Lobster?

Fuck anyone who calls themselves a dietician or nutritionist who advocates for a cleanse/detox.

“...for people who like to chew.”

Oh! Oh, that makes a lot more sense, thank you.

I can’t even imagine how his body will react on Day 112 when he eats a piece of solid food. That is not going to be a pretty sight. Dude, if you want to fuck up your system, there are a lot faster (see what I did there?) ways to get the job done.

, “The best types of detoxes are ones that emphasize lots of hydration and veggies.

Why do I imagine Jared Kushner saying this a la some weird white people wasp-y party with white wine spritzers and sweaters jauntly tied around their shoulders. Him on some couch surrounded by a bunch of blonde, white interns, laughing over how too disorganized they were too collude with Russia.

Santino. Just go to Red Lobster with Tim and Andre and I guarantee your body will detox or whatever the fuck

People’s article quotes a dietician/nutritionist who previously stated, “The best types of detoxes...

as much organic cold-pressed juice