I have never once watched the show, but Scott Disick gifs give me life.

I have always side-eyed the repeated names. Joy-Anna and Johanna? Get that weak shit outta here.

My BFF went to that show and I am SO VERY JEALOUS. She says Joey can still get it.

I'm from Milwaukee and I fucking love this story with every fiber of my being.

If anyone could figure out a way to do that, it’s Bill.

I’m one of those people who does it! It goes on the resume as “Standardized Patient,” but I like to secretly refer to myself as a Professional Vagina.

“Banana Republicans” is the best goddamn thing I've ever heard.

He's doing The Drugs, right? Like, all of them?

I assume they're concerned because there is only so much collagen to go around.

Aww, my mom does the, “you’re not pasty! You’re alabaster!” thing all the time. I used to hate being pale, but now I'm 27 and frequently mistaken for a high schooler, so I'm a tad less bitter about it.

Apparently she has a type! A horrible, horrible type.

I just moved to CA. I'm stealing your water and I love it.

Oooh, we’ve got some Man in the Iron Mask shit happening here...

For Richer or Poorer is fucking hilarious and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. COME AT ME.

As an actual 27-year-old, please excuse me while I go kill myself.

I am a native Wisconsinite who just moved to California. Stay in California. Stay forever.

I have never met anyone who actually watches the show. I mean, there have to be people out there who do, but I have never come across one.

I think, deep down, I always knew this in my heart.

I haven’t seen the movie but I listened to the podcast anyway. I almost think it was better that way. The plot twists blew my fuckin’ MIND.

I want to say Shane West miiiiiight have had a black friend in A Walk To Remember but I'll eat my hat if he was integral to the plot or even had a name.