Was that even a rumor? I thought he straight up said, “I wrote this shitty book so it could be a movie with Hannah Montana.” I think Miley even got to pick her character’s name.

It bothers me more than it should that the “stay” tattoo is going in one direction and the rose is going in the other.

To be fair, when does it ever rain in Los Angeles?

That looks straight up post-apocalyptic.

That bunny has seen some shit.

I like the mascara, but the They're Real eyeliner is the fucking WOOOOOORST. I've never once gotten it to work. Such overpriced garbage.

Abortions for some, copies of "Blame It" (ft. T-Pain) for others!

Dude, my ex took accutane as a teen, and at 25 he was still getting random nosebleeds in the winter because of the dry air. Crazy shit.

Dude, my ex took accutane as a teen, and at 25 he was still getting random nosebleeds in the winter because of the…

Woo!

More like 5. You know his dad bought 2 copies out of pity.

Before Chris Pratt joined the fray, I used to refer to the other 3 as the Holy Trifecta of Chris.

I frequently have dreams involving the Superhero Chris Hat Trick, but they never involve a children's hospital.

You are so goddamn right. Nick was but a boy, Kevin is a MAN.

So creepy. But so so hot.

Seriously, can we just give him a permanent guest room in the White House or something?

There is nothing my jerk of a dog likes more than to help herself to a snack out of the litter box then try to french kiss me.

Nykee? NYKEE?? Would her nickname be Swoosh?

I try posting Snopes responses now and then, but you'd be surprised (or maybe you wouldn't) how many of them immediately respond with "YOU CAN'T TRUST SNOPES! SOROS OWNS IT!"

I try posting Snopes responses now and then, but you'd be surprised (or maybe you wouldn't) how many of them immediately respond with "YOU CAN'T TRUST SNOPES! SOROS OWNS IT!"

A little from column A, a little from column B.