And Montell is performing "This Is How We Do It"! Everything is beautiful.

Gentle Giant Suge Knight? Not a good person?! Surely you jest!

I'm actually a woman but thanks for playing.

I'm pretty sure I can call anyone I want a cunt. And I can (gasp!) even be a woman at the same time!

A broken cunt is right twice a day.

Don Lemon is literally the worst, but he did just inspire me to stop by Dairy Queen and get a Blizzard after work, so I guess all is not lost.

He's short. That'll do it.

I'M ONLY STARRING THE PEOPLE WHO VOTE BSB, COME AT ME BRO.

I always thought Jon Snow was a little wiener, but he somehow instinctively knew to go down on a girl, so I gotta give him a few points.

I could watch that for years.

To know someone hated me enough to spend $10 to ship me glitter...that would warm the cockles of my cold dead heart.

Steve Kroft and the Ass Champaign is my new band name. The fact that I am not in a band is completely irrelevant.

15 years later and, thanks to the fact that I was usually the DD for my friends in high school, I am STILL called Designated Dave. I'm secretly proud.

Oh my god, that fucking face. Get outta here with those adorable cheeks.

When I was a kid they sold ChocoTacos at the public pool, and the only thing better than a ChocoTaco is a ChocoTaco with just a tinge of chlorine. Got damn.

Hey Ross, wanna lick? SYKE.

It says a lot about gerrymandering.

Seat 23-A.

He then proceeded to take his ball and go home.