That's actually a really good question! Was he like...Prince of the next town over or something?

Back in my day (my day being the year 2000) we kept it simple: 1 meant your parents were in the computer room, 11 meant they had left and it was once again safe to talk about how much we wanted to have sex with Nick Carter.

It is the single greatest purchase I have ever made from the $5 DVD bargain bin at Wal-Mart.

To be fair, both force things upon us against our will.

Fuck you, imdb, From Justin to Kelly is AMAZING.

Those poor women who work at Sephora who are gonna have to try to make this color work for a whole year...

I heard Kelly Rowland is already the secret third Knowles sister.

Considering she probably never ever wants to raise another child, this might be perfect for her.

I've heard she's the one they keep sending to Christian Re-Education Camp. Run, Jana! And sneak Jinger out with you!

Seriously, if you're stuck with a Duggar, Jana is the one you wanna go with.

A couple of years ago I went to a live script reading of Bob's Burgers, and they read that Thansgiving episode, which hadn't aired yet. The first time I heard Linda's Thansgivng song was John Roberts singing it live, in the same room as me, and it is the single greatest moment of my life.

WORD.

I got 23 seconds into Chet Haze's video before I damn near died of embarrassment. Anyone beat my record?

Oh my god, is that the one where the guy broke both his arms? Because that...that has stuck with me.

Wait, how did Mike Fluery get fingered? Do I wanna know?

Oh my god, she's Lenni from Ghostwriter.

Uuuuugh. I can't stand four more years of having to stare at his weirdly uneven eyes. I just can't.

Seriously, I would love to see him try, if only to see how they attempt to cover up his giant bald spot. That thing is fucking HUGE.

Khal Drogo is imaginary.

I also hate both of those things, but I LOVE Khal Drogo. I'm so conflicted.