So, if my kid gets savagely beaten by a group of kids at his school and there are multiple witnesses and video, NOTHING is to be done.

Oh shut up, shouldn’t you be out selling crack and indoctrinating kids into gangs to shoot one another over fuckin sneakers and then crying “oh whypipoo how can you ruin my neighborhood with all them drugs! Oh no whypipo why are my black children shooting one another over the fucking colors they wear!?”

I don’t deny the mega rich criminals need to be snitched on as well, they call them whistle-blowers, but you can’t ALSO sit there and say that drugs and gangs are not ALSO tearing apart low income and minority communities. I mean some dude get shot in the middle of the street and ain’t no one gonna say shit? How is…

God damn! You got me! I didn’t. I didn’t win a stanley cup, chief. Did you?

The ego and entitlement of Boston sports fans is unbelievable. All the more reason your city doesn’t deserve a championship. You will get sympathy from NO ONE.

Have fun raising that Moral Stanley Cup banner

This comment is so good you almost had me convinced you’re actually a piss-baby Boston fan smoking your morning cigarette and drinking your first cup of Dunkin swill lamenting over the plight of a cursed sports town. Thank you for allowing me to paint that rich tapestry in my head. Well done.

What happened to the “Big Bad Bruins?” Bruins got a taste of their own medicine and couldn’t handle it. Quit whining,take your lumps, and STFU.

Wow, a butthurt Boston sports fan, now I’ve seen everything

Shots on goal is a meaningless stat if the shots don’t go in.

Your book will be an all time worst seller. 

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

One of my favorite stories is the time I was stopped at a red light (on my bike) when an asshole flies past me on his bike, cursing at me, only to slam into the side of a bus in the middle of the intersection.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Gang member, fleeing cops, reaches for gun..

Yeah, not this time.

Jeffrey Tambor ALLEGEDLY harassed people on the set of transparent.

Who knew a bunch of black people would have a hard time in Boston?!