Dude, you’re light skinned as fuck. You’re not even black by the Del tha Funkee Homosapien standard.

Well, the law is on Cuomo’s side...wait, no.

Men who become women as adults don’t grow up facing systemic misogyny or periods or cramps or any number of the gazillion problems women face. Somehow getting tits implanted to pass as a woman is courageous but putting on foundation and a wig to pass as black is disgusting.

What makes you think it’s faux? Miley Cyrus and Iggy don’t go home and pretend to live as black people.

Can you hear yourself? A person is definitely born with a sex (you can literally see it with a microscope); gender is how the person processes that sex and presents themselves to the world. Similarly, a person is born with a skin color, but racial performance is by no means set in stone (cf. black people dressing like…

The fact that she passed for a decade shows that maybe blackness isn’t as binary as you think.

What bad could possibly occur when a white woman pretends to be black?

So Jezebel’s general stance is that a man can get his dick cut off (or not) and be a woman on his say so, thereby moving from a place of more privilege to less, but a white woman cannot in good faith put on some makeup and live as a black woman on her say so? Got it.

Or facemasked her.

Remind me about the time Hitler killed six million blacks.

They’re testing a sub-blog: facesofdeath.jezebel.com

Why do we want to destigmatize suicide, again/

What are you talking about? When you jump off a bridge and then your body, mind and depression all die, you’ve killed yourself.

So when you’re not calling people idiots because they disagree with you, you’re actually sensitive to the point of being mealy-mouthed? Hm.

Buy a $6 worth of condoms and you solved your three kids problem.

In what area is $45k not a living wage for one person? I made less out of college in New York City.

Or never hire you in the first place.

I’m on “this is a waste of time.” Why go to a semi-exclusive private school then chafe at the rules? You signed up and paid to join their club! This country doesn’t lack for schools.

Rebelling at your semi-private, tuition-charging school. So edgy.

Name the half-Asian actors in this age cohort who are as famous as Emma Stone thus can be used for marketing purposes. I’m drawing a blank.