Unf. I so agree.

Wow. Amazingness to a new level.

Good. I'm glad they're holding hands. ONLY PEOPLE SEXING EACH OTHER HOLD HANDS. That's just like, science.

Hahahaha. Handsome dudes are assholes often/all the time. You fart away lady and find a man who deserves your awesomeness!!!!

Maybe some weird bodily thing happened like he needed to pee or something? MAYBE HE HAD DIARRHEA?

Uhhh what a monster asshole. The first time I came with my bf I totally farted and it was terrible but neither of us acknowledged it so it was all good. Also, side note: I was in the Fantastic Mr. Fox in fourth grade! I was the rat!!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT IS TERRIBLE. *cringing*

That's a bummer all around.

It feels like there was a lot of bodily functions going on there. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry or vomit. Prob all 3.

Aww that's kinda sweet of her. Moms!

You must us how it goes on.....!!!!!

69 HAIL MARYS FOR YOU!!!

Wow. So many things amazing about this story. So very many. Did you guys ever discuss it?!?

You sound like a PEACH

I'LL GIVE YOU A SEXY WINK TOO BABE! *sexy wink, followed by seductively sharing pizza slice*

I like your rage. *sexy wink*

*nods approvingly*

Thank you so much. It means a lot to me. Will def check out!!!

Ahhh thank you. That's beautiful & meaningful :)

Oh y'all. How do I decide to work on my depression and my alcoholism? I've recently met the love of my life and wow, it's fucking fantastic but I still am wallowing in my own depression, drowning in my own anxiety, and indulging my own alcoholism. I am not working, not in school, and basically not doing shit as I try…