ohtheclevernessofme
ohtheclevernessofme
ohtheclevernessofme

I wish I had a cat to do yoga with. I feel like I'd be much more diligent in my home practice. Or even more distracted. One or the other. I want a cat damnit!

It's a cross between Chaturanga / knees chest chin.

I never wear bras, only camisoles. I gave up on them ages ago because of the push up padded nonsense. Also they are uncomfy! If I ever do wear a bra for kicks it's those bralettes, which basically offer no support and are useless except for being pretty little triangles of cloth.

I'll say it because someone has to. A pretty, pretty painting.

Question: Adam Scott with Leslie in Parks and Rec or with Casey in Party Down?

My goal for the evening is to drink this whole bottle of wine (2/3 there!) and to eat this whole bag of chips (only half way there on that one). Life goals!

Oh another one courtesy of my grandmother! I believed if you jumped up and down after eating you'd get appendicitis. I believed this until COLLEGE when I learned it's just something Asian grandmothers tell children.

I thought butterflies gave you cancer if you touched them. I was a messed up kid.

Because of Les Mis I thought prostitutes were woman who cut off their hair to sell.

Oh man I need to make turkey congee tomorrow. I don't have thousand year old eggs or dried oysters to make it super nice but I'll just do it plain with lots of ginger and scallion. The best Thanksgiving leftover this year was 5 bottles of wine, which I am working my way through.

You can use the stuffing as a crust for turkey pot pie! it's also great on open face turkey sandwiches.

Today was turkey pot pie. Ridiculously easy since I had leftover turkey stock and pie pastry.

He really is. Tons of full frontal in Shame. after the screening my friend was like "I NEED to talk about MF's penis with you. "

And she really did deserve that prettiest eyes badge.

Us non-moms would like some of that too! (I am cranky as I just watched all of Breaking Bad and am out of TV again.)

This picture is AMAZING!

My boyfriend and I have been together for 5 years and it started with what was supposed to be a one night stand. It happens!

There are two Uniqlos in New York City!! No need to line up for the Fifth Ave one, just go to Soho. I'm sure it's not that different.

I went to Wesleyan and spent a lot of time screaming death to the patriarchy...

Loehmann's REALLY varies depending on your location. At some it's more like an outlet / place to get discounted designer stuff. At others the selection is really dismal and its just random junky stuff.