Luckily Japan is just a short jaunt across North America, and that one body of water, can't remember the name of it but it's no big deal. /s

Maybe it's just late but, eh... huh?

NB4 Reddit decides this is a challenge that must be accepted.

Your ferrets must be unique. At least four of my friends and myself have had ferrets. Each and every single one of those bastards bit and fucked up anything they could, regardless of how well they were trained and treated.

Except that you can't talk on a cellphone while also using it for other things. Which makes the entire point of "smart" phones pretty dumb to me. There's a reason why Starfleet uses communicators and tricorders.

The Mp3 player hasn't died, it's just been incorporated into more useful and less specialized technology. Though I'm in the camp that wants my phone to do none of these other things. I'm okay with multipurpose handheld devices but not "smart" phones. Phones only serve their function when you're not doing other things…

Looks like Bruce may want to cut back on that steady diet of caviar, champagne, and justice.

That depends entirely on the employer. For example at my job there's very little flexibility in the schedule. In order to accommodate me in the way you're suggesting at least four other people would have to change their schedule. Fortunately my job allows me to be awake during the times I'm most active and alert (6pm…

I've been waiting for a sequel to the original NES Jaws but I'll have to pass on this one. I'm convinced no one is going to ever make FPS games interesting enough to get over the problems inherent in the first person perspective. I might consider them again when VR is more prevalent but they'll have to be more than…

That's still a story, just sayin'. :)

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That's still not censorship.

Oh Apple, keep selling useless overpriced things to hipsters so I know who to avoid.

Considering I'll never spend even half that on the little silver rings I'd say that would still be a terrible investment over any amount of time. Not to mention I've lost my keys on at least 4 or more occasions, so that's more like a hundred dollars...

"It's apparently based on a clever design from the late 1800s that was either lost to time, or confiscated by aliens to slow mankind's progress."

I think it's generous to consider Marvel Heroes worthy of news. It's a Diablo clone with X-men Skins made by one of the people who helped create Diablo. The sad thing is it's even more shallow than Diablo.

It looks like an albino Eevee. I want one, even if I shouldn't.

And they're not touching Northshire Cleric or any of the other seriously imbalanced cards...

I'm still waiting for the Ghost Type Eevee-lution.

I raise you Zlad.