He realized his true calling is foraging for acorns and burying nuts.
I remember when Sarah Palin resigned unexpectedly and there were all sorts of theories about what ‘really’ happened. Turns out she just wanted to be on Fox News. Something just as boring could be going on with Chaffetz.
The makeover they did on him gets me every time. I know it’s a standard tactic, but man. They thought it THROUGH, right down to forward-combing his hair.
So his defense is that his counsel didn’t blame the victim enough?
Actual Owen Labrie picture below. Not a pic of a palatable tv nerd.
“Just follow the laws and don’t get arrested and accept the consequences when you do get caught breaking the law” -Rich White Men
“Well I think it’s unfair. Throw more money at it to go away. This is going to ruin my future. Please give me some leniency” - also Rich White Men
Maybe he finally looked his daughter in the eye, only to be overwhelmed by existential despair when he saw how ashamed she was of him.
“Cosby always appeared to be a wonderful, trustworthy person.”
Her hair makes me angry.
My face reading this:
roasted with maple syrup and bacon. Holy crap it’s an experience.
Have you had them roasted though? Asking because I also used to hate brussel sprouts but then I realized my mom was buying frozen ones and steaming them and that’s absolutely not how you treat a brussel sprout.
I know I’m in the minority on this but I love Dippin Dots...the coldness and the texture just does it for me. Banana split is my favorite flavor.
Well, that’s the thing, isn’t it?
Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.