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Because a distressing amount of people vote for someone they just kinda like instead of the candidate who aligns most closely with the issues they care about. It’s fucking insane.

It seems kind of odd. NOW she doesn’t like his parenting? After more than a decade? Probably like someone else mentioned he was fucking around and she’s putting this out because she wants custody. Maybe?

YASSSSSS

Whoa Canada...

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What about the fact that the donkey’s tail is held on by some sort of thumb tack? That shit is disturbing.

Definitely some kind of secret government lab situation.

Sure, I would hang out with him maybe, but would prefer not to have him running the country.

Everyone hates libertarians except libertarians.

Team Fake. So many of the r/relationships threads seem fake though and it’s kind of fun trying to figure out which ones are real.

This makes more sense to me. I can imagine that I would be really hurt by something like this, even though I wouldn’t actually want to be in someone’s wedding. You are super sweet and caring to make sure your sister never suspected that she’d hurt your feelings.

I know several people who are voting for him because they just “like him” and they don’t know anything about the libertarian platform.

Absolutely, sneakers and a suit can look fantastic. A Nike work out shirt under that suit is where the line is crossed.

Oh, well maybe that’s okay but I’d still rather not see him in those spandex shorts.

MY EYES!

He did an interview in his spandex biking outfit. What even.

Yes! My god dude, cough up the $100 for a good haircut.

It’s the ultimate I’M TRYING HARD TO BE COOL shirt. I’m kind of surprised Johnson isn’t rocking a sweet ponytail with his mock turtleneck.

TBH I think the peace sign shirt with linen blazer is far more acceptable than wearing a Nike Dri Fit t-shirt under a suit coat.