Try Frizz Ease. I have thick, coarse, auburn hair and it works great for me.

If I find a body wash that smells really good I’ll use it. But I always go back to bar soap.

Just white Dove soap. And Shea Moisture salt scrubs.

Now, plastic scrubbers ARE gross. They sit around growing bacteria and you don’t want to be using that on your sensitive parts.

Well, they’re not gross if you use a fresh one every time you shower. They are gross if you keep the same one in the shower for days at a time.

I was so worried about pooping! I’m so weird about it already that I stressed about that happening a lot. And it should have been at the very bottom of things to worry about but I just couldn’t imagine what birthing a baby would be like until I went through it.

Yes, there is that. It makes me so sad and angry for kids who are being raised and educated like that. It’s so harmful.

Oh, private school. The only thing I can think is that they start the girls a year early to discuss the horrors of menstruation. I know the 5th grade talk that my kids attend is more of a thing about “your changing body” rather than sex. The real sex talk starts in 6th.

Yeah, I would just throw that baby away and get a new one.

They do not even have to eat peas for the poop to look like that! But - pro tip - never give your baby warm prune juice.

We had to make our babies out of bags of flour and pantyhose and fake hair. Then after the week was over we took the babies to the parking lot and ran them over. Good times.

That does seem illegal and wouldn’t the parents be upset? I’d lose my mind if that was happening in our district.

Starting in 5th grade our kids take part in a yearly your body/sex ed presentation. Boys AND girls. I’d be protesting at school board meetings if it wasn’t for both.

Never :(

The one thing that didn’t happen to me was pooping on the table. So not everyone does it, if that’s any consolation.

Edited because I misremembered the comment I was quoting. Nevertheless, she’s such a monstrous asshole.

I pledgerize my coffee table like once a week.

You did?! I want to get followed on Deadspin, I love +1-ing over there. :)

Good lord, this is a high achieving family, I’m tired just reading this: