So he’s a sex addict

I would almost love to see Trump win just to see it backfire on these smug, self-righteous morons

Michelle is too smart to run for president.

That was a baby t-Rex so does that make her a pedophilosaurus?

Those glasses though! I want!

I can’t stand the man and I only watched an hour of the debate but I was surprised to see how much of a big deal people are making about his sniffles now.

I saw this and thought it was brilliant. Not that making a trump attack ad is difficult. There is just so much material to work with.

It’s possible that he just doesn’t understand the concept of a high five yet.

I don’t see the crime. Surely he could have just been issued a warning and sent on his way. I’m guessing this is a town that has a near zero crime rate and nothing better for the cops to do with their time.

I for sure thought that was going to get a shade ruling. I guess I still have much to learn.

This is like Di Blasio saying that intentional explosion wasn’t terrorism. More heads in the sand.

I loved Martha before all the hipsters jumped on board. This is just one more reason why.

John Travolta?

I’m quite straight but I’m finding is Abby Wambach sexy as hell.

Under most other circumstances, I would accept bribes to swap out a maid of honour in a heartbeat. In this case though, not only would I not take that psycho’s money, she wouldn’t even be invited to the wedding.

Sorry, not enough tequila in Mexico to make Michael Phelps hot in my eyes.

Ryan Lochte is hurting in his heart you guys

I saw an eclair at my local timmies the other day. I thought I was just going delirious from hunger while waiting in line. By the time I got to the front of the line it was gone. Was I imagining that eclair or is timmies going real upscale now?

I want it ALL!

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