Maybe he's UNrolling it? What then????

I told my wife, who is from Cleveland, that I wanted to see some of the nationally televised preseason game because if Hoyer gets the nod, we might not be able see Manziel play at all this season.

the NFL declared its intention to suspend Josh Gordon back into the fucking Stone Age.

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His annual report will read all of five words, "The stock is doing good."

I don't think your logic makes sense.

If you aren't hearing Springsteen while you read LeBron's letter you are doing it wrong

Why be so cynical? Can people not grow and mature?

If you are going to write a game promoting historical and social experiences, is it really that big a stretch to ask for the inclusion of a female POV?

Yeah, people who want to see 46% of the gaming population represented in a game that has 4 characters are clearly just social justice warriors.

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one:

And then there is this guy.

So the Browns spent $100K on a study to find the best QB but then ignored the results and instead listened to the advice of a homeless guy? He could have probably used that 100K.

In fairness, if they started hyperventilating over the "riots," would anyone notice a difference?

Seriously. Not a single flipped car or asshole hanging from a traffic signal. FFS, there's not even a couch on fire. All I see is a bunch of people taking selfies while a few cops amble by. The smartphone has killed the sports victory riot.

Oh, come on. I grew up about ten minutes from the campus and graduated from Dayton—by our standards, this is not "UD students rioting"; it's closer to "UD students getting ready for Mass."

Yes, and perhaps you have heard that English language use and context has shifted somewhat in the more than 300 years since that was written.

Farewell, Brandon. Sure, my fellow Browns fans might have spent the past couple of years constantly trying to come up with new things to call you—"the poor man's Derek Anderson," "big-armed oaf," "that bastard...where the hell is the remote?"—but not me; I think those three pretty much cover it. No need to get greedy.

I might of partied in Dayton a couple times in college