If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

I was just going to say, "I bet instead of all the 'well, she should have been more forceful, how was he supposed to know?' comments, we get 'what a bitch, she should have been nicer.' comments." But you beat me to it!

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

Peter King immediately posted a story where ten anonymous scouts, assistant coaches, and player personnel types said that this would in no way be a "distraction" to a team.

I'm just saying that this happens in EVERY COLLEGE and NFL LOCKER ROOM.

Or is this standard operating procedure?

Ahh, "context." Because doing any of these things would be fine as long as other people in other locker rooms are doing them.

The report describes Incognito as the "Maine instigator"

The man quoted black lesbian poet Audre Lorde. Audre. Fucking. Lorde. Now, I do wonder if he really knows he she is, or if he just plucked a quote off the Internet. But seriously, a venerable Texas sportscaster quoting Audre Lorde on TV is not something I expected to see in this lifetime.

Did The Browns' Front Office Break Up Over Greg Schiano?

I knew Belichick carried long grudges, but he's still mad at Cleveland for beating the Patriots out of a playoff spot in '02? Wow.

Meanwhile, humiliated Dolphins fans are arriving at the realization that new Browns GM Ray Farmer chose the Browns over Miami in their recent GM search. When a person chooses the Cleveland Browns GM job over your own, you need some real introspection. It's like Lebron taking his talents to South Beach, except exactly…

Thanks...our motto is character, loyalty, and stupidity.

I'm pretty sure Cabot has it wrong, and they're actually saving the job for Eli.

In all seriousness, Mary Carillo is awesome and needs more to do. Not sure why she isn't on Opening Ceremony coverage, pretty sure was for Athens.

Oh Mary, we all understand how you stay employed. You're one of the most genuinely awesome people in sports television, sort of an anti-Collinsworth, and you know your stuff like few others. I raise a glass to you.

In lieu of severance, Lombardi has been offered "salary rebates."

This was taken at the Belmont at 2011. Costas was on the platform to give his 45 seconds on the mic before the race, and everyone at the starting gate was pretty drunk and yelling at him. Costas came over to greet the crowd, and a dude chucked this full Coors Light to him.