Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Wearing a Jose Fernandez shirsey right now, actually.

This makes me :-(

‘It works!” ten of him said

Humans intelligent, claims controversial dolphin scientist.

Today was her hundredth seventh birthday.

“YOU’RE ALL ALONE,” shouted everyone else.

Baby Spacesuit for sale. Never worn.

I think it’s an led bulb dimming in the room in which our simulation is running. Nothing more.

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God this movie was gorgeous. OK, there's bits that are flat out stupid and silly, but in a fun way, not every in a boring way. I just didn't even care about the story in this one at all, it was just an amazing, amazing piece of work to look at. You can see from these concept pieces that every single little detail in…

A friend of my cousin's made $54,000 for one week of work. Want to see how? Follow the link.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Richard Sherman saying "Geez Louise!"

A Cleveland Browns fan getting betrayed and abused by the thing he loves should hardly be newsworthy at this point, Samer.

Whipped their ass without Cameron or Gordon, who are both about to return. I keep waiting for the inevitable letdown, but other than the Jags game it hasn't been there this season. Believeland?

Looks like A.J. Green isn't the only sore loser on that team.

What does it say about a "bad" 6-3 Browns team taking a 5-3-1 Bengals team to the woodshed? On the road? On national television?

I often remind people that Hemlock tea is all natural and completely organic, yet it is not that great for your health.