Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Wearing a Jose Fernandez shirsey right now, actually.

This makes me :-(

Shoutout to the three readers who flagged this comment as offensive.

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you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Richard Sherman saying "Geez Louise!"

A Cleveland Browns fan getting betrayed and abused by the thing he loves should hardly be newsworthy at this point, Samer.

Whipped their ass without Cameron or Gordon, who are both about to return. I keep waiting for the inevitable letdown, but other than the Jags game it hasn't been there this season. Believeland?

Looks like A.J. Green isn't the only sore loser on that team.

What does it say about a "bad" 6-3 Browns team taking a 5-3-1 Bengals team to the woodshed? On the road? On national television?

Just to clarify, it's just as possible that this is Pete Thamel being a klutz with words (saying that egg beaters, skim milk, and sour cream "line the counter" doesn't mean what he seems to want it to mean, unless shit's way more fucked-up at the Schiano residence than we ever realized) as it is Schiano cooking bacon…

Plus Dick Cheney. (I do not mean to joke, but your story scared me so much, I am doing the digital equivalent of bursting into hysterical, nervous laughter.)

I should have specified I'm a Titans fan.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

PERSONAL CONDUCT 2: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL (CONDUCT POLICY)

But as we've already seen, the publicizing of domestic violence as an issue does cause more women to report abuse.

The NFL and the past two weeks of domestic violence rhetoric is nothing more than the hot button topic of the day to these people. All this talk about getting tough on DV is nonsense. After a while, all will be forgotten, and "getting tough on DV" will go by the wayside yet again. It's farcical. I'm a prosecutor…