Haha, that was great. Here's another hilarious NFL-themed bad lip reading I heard about:

"Good news coach! You're hired! And that's not all! We traded Josh Gordon and Jordan Cameron, we signed Jamarcus Russell to a 6 year, $200,000,000 contract and could you rub this lotion on my back? And when we're done here the new Cleveland Browns Pep Band "The Brown Sounds" is waiting for you to go over some songs…

That is the look of a man who realizes he just drank from the wrong Holy Grail.

I would be OK with Pettine. As passionate as Browns fans are, they need to accept the fact that this is not a desirable job.

OF COURSE Crabtree is weak. Otherwise he wouldn't be covered in crabs.

The process needs to change so that all teams have to wait until after the Super Bowl.

Caleb’s biggest mistake? Outing Dr. V to one of her investors while she was still alive. I don’t think he understood the moral consequences of that decision, and frankly, neither did anyone working for Grantland.

Deadspin figured out how to buy / crowdsource a Baseball HoF vote, surely there's a way for you guys to surreptitiously head-coach the Browns. Even if you were public about it, it would take those clowns all god damned season to figure out which coach you were controlling. Can't be worse than any of the alternatives;…

Browns receivers should know by now that weedin' is always going to make them look bad.

There wasn't anything stopping Manning from doing the procedure here in the US. I use autologous stem cells on every spinal fusion I do. The cells are harvested from a needle aspirate from the hip and then processed in the OR. They are then put on an allograft or autograft carrier and used to augment the fusion.

"Oh man, what if football ... was no good... at me?"

Pete Prose.

We = the predominantly youngish, male, college educated, middle class, white.

Good to hear that he's a nice guy. My wife, who is a Cleveland Browns fan and therefore hates football, always gets a kick out of the exaggerated way Carey calls holding. We both get excited when we see he's calling any game we're watching.

Why does that matter if the cause is just?

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?