At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.

I do feel that Chud's firing was a mistake, but I've got 10,500,000 reasons not to feel bad for the guy.

"This organization is a joke." — Mahatma Gandhi

To be fair to Brandon Weeden, he's had quite a few girlfriends in his 50+ years on this planet.

That woman could be exhumed and rolled down a mountain of shit, land in a shit lake, and have the shit of every person in the North dropped on her head, and it would still not be enough.

Yeah, since when did everyone start loving Margaret fucking Thatcher?

you know, correlation doesn't equal causation. Why are we assuming that the women who sign purity pledges are more likely to feel like they have to lie about how they got pregnant. Maybe God is just only willing to divinely inseminate women who are willing to sign purity pledges. Did you ever think of that science…

They aren't clutching their purses, they're reaching for their peppermint spray.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Detroit at Philadelphia: SNOW!

"Super sexy R. Kelly sex", like the kind of not-at-all-sexy rape-y sex that he used to regularly solicit from underage girls? Seriously, though? Seriously? Ugh.

Nothing about the above post is appropriate. R. Kelly is a rapist and is no friend to black women. His entire album is not an ode to anything except his sickness.

You know what? Fuck this.

It only becomes a problem when it's 14 year old pussy.

I'm confused; did the world get together and decide that they don't really believe this man committed statutory rape, or are we just ignoring that?

Oh look, Jezebel is loving on a misogynist that commits statutory rape.

So ridiculous....how hard is it to type the word "your"?

Shouldn't this be posted to "Regressing"?

Your life is wasted.