Deadspin figured out how to buy / crowdsource a Baseball HoF vote, surely there's a way for you guys to surreptitiously head-coach the Browns. Even if you were public about it, it would take those clowns all god damned season to figure out which coach you were controlling. Can't be worse than any of the alternatives;…

Browns receivers should know by now that weedin' is always going to make them look bad.

There wasn't anything stopping Manning from doing the procedure here in the US. I use autologous stem cells on every spinal fusion I do. The cells are harvested from a needle aspirate from the hip and then processed in the OR. They are then put on an allograft or autograft carrier and used to augment the fusion.

"Oh man, what if football ... was no good... at me?"

Pete Prose.

We = the predominantly youngish, male, college educated, middle class, white.

Good to hear that he's a nice guy. My wife, who is a Cleveland Browns fan and therefore hates football, always gets a kick out of the exaggerated way Carey calls holding. We both get excited when we see he's calling any game we're watching.

I'm not denying anyone's rights! Ray Guy was left-footed, in fact.

Why does that matter if the cause is just?

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

I sincerely hope the end result of this article being published is Priefer being unemployable as an NFL coach.

At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.

I do feel that Chud's firing was a mistake, but I've got 10,500,000 reasons not to feel bad for the guy.

"This organization is a joke." — Mahatma Gandhi

To be fair to Brandon Weeden, he's had quite a few girlfriends in his 50+ years on this planet.

That woman could be exhumed and rolled down a mountain of shit, land in a shit lake, and have the shit of every person in the North dropped on her head, and it would still not be enough.

Yeah, since when did everyone start loving Margaret fucking Thatcher?