you know, correlation doesn't equal causation. Why are we assuming that the women who sign purity pledges are more likely to feel like they have to lie about how they got pregnant. Maybe God is just only willing to divinely inseminate women who are willing to sign purity pledges. Did you ever think of that science…

They aren't clutching their purses, they're reaching for their peppermint spray.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Detroit at Philadelphia: SNOW!

"Super sexy R. Kelly sex", like the kind of not-at-all-sexy rape-y sex that he used to regularly solicit from underage girls? Seriously, though? Seriously? Ugh.

Nothing about the above post is appropriate. R. Kelly is a rapist and is no friend to black women. His entire album is not an ode to anything except his sickness.

You know what? Fuck this.

It only becomes a problem when it's 14 year old pussy.

I'm confused; did the world get together and decide that they don't really believe this man committed statutory rape, or are we just ignoring that?

Oh look, Jezebel is loving on a misogynist that commits statutory rape.

Give Alex Tanney some credit. If not for YouTube, we may never have heard of him.

Pete Rose
Jose Canseco
Rafael Palmiero
Mark Mcgwire
Sammy Sosa
Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
Ken Caminiti
Joe Jackson
Kelly Leak

Our idea was to make a mockery and farce of the increasingly solemn and absurd election process

This seems appropriate. A quarterback bouncing a ball to a trash can pretty much sums up the entire lifespan of the new Cleveland Browns.

So ridiculous....how hard is it to type the word "your"?

Shouldn't this be posted to "Regressing"?

Your life is wasted.

Fill it with hot water and drop a denture tablet in. I'm not even kidding. It's LIKE MAGIC. A baking soda and dish soap paste works too. You can also use diluted bleach. If you don't want to use any kind of additive, putting it out in the sun for a while (if you live somewhere warm enough to do so) will also bleach…

I recently stopped using rinse agent a few months ago. Now I keep a small dish inthe top rack and put a few tablespoons of white vinegar on it when I'm ready to run my dishwasher.

The way I see it is that if all my job consists of is making sure your computers can talk to each other, why should I care about the intricacies of your business. All I care about is doing the job and collecting the paycheck. Now obviously I do a bit of research before an interview because I understand that that's the…