Also, the 7 inches of goo could pull out your teeth while you’re trying to take a bite.

I absolutely respect your view, and I think you’re right to raise the question, but here’s my take: we presume to speak for the dead all the time. Don’t we? We say “It’s what he would have wanted.” We say “She’d be so proud of you.” And we tell their stories and keep them alive in our minds by being honest and…

Bowie is too hot for anyone except Iman.

Not that I want to diagnose John Lennon’s sexuality, but I suspect his attraction to men must not have run very deep if he couldn’t find a guy that struck his fancy, especially given that he did sleep with a lot of ladies. He must have known lots of hot guys. I assume he knew David Bowie, right? Was Bowie not hot…

If someone as famous as John Fucking Lennon can’t find an attractive man to sleep with, what hope is there for the rest of us?

I never can tell with Yoko whether she is serious or not.

Ok, so I work in insurance because I’m the devil, and I guarantee she’s suing so the kid’s family’s insurance will pay her medical bills. That is the only way she’ll get paid. Home or renters policies typically have low medical payment limits ($1,000 - $10,000) that will be paid regardless of liability, but to tap…

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Wasn’t it in Florida where a cop was cleared of rape about a week ago, although he asked the woman to have sex with him at gunpoint? Apparently the judge decided the victim had some sort of fetish of being raped by a cop so the guy did her a favor. No kidding.

The fuck?

While I’m really glad our judges have attended law schools and passed bars, can we also get them some serious training in mental health issues? It’s amazing what dumbasses can sit on those benches.

Ah Republicans. When they actually appoint a woman for something they scour the earth to find the most evil, misogynistic ones possible.

Thanks, Jeb Bush.

Domestic violence charges should be brought by the state so that a woman like this one doesn’t have to be put in the position of pressing charges or not pressing charges.

Hey! If you don’t have any training in mental health issues, let’s not pretend to be an expert on mental health issues, mmkay, Judge?

That’s not how this fucking works.

I don’t have a penis so I don’t know how that would feel. Would that be comfy? Like a little metal hug? Is anyone willing to try one out?

If it wasn’t before, it is now.