This is the second or third story I’ve read this week about people being hospitalized over avocados.
“What’s everyone drinking tonight?”
“I am what I am.”
This entire thread makes me laugh / sob
Mark would have twitter war with Trumpo and would win by a landslide
As a cat co-owner, I’m convinced they totally know how our world works and simply screw with us just for shits and giggles.
So my cat has this weird habit of waking Mr Pies and me up exactly 2 hours before our alarm. She basically decides it’s time to check on our liveliness, delivered via loving paws in our faces and chirping when we give her sleepy pats. She somehow KNOWS when we plan to wake up. I’m talking 0415 on weekdays for the 0615…
He looks like you mixed Leonardo DiCaprio with a little splash of Matt Damon.
You know, I’m realizing now how divisive Shakespeare and Taylor Swift are.
Either your teacher didn’t care about Shakespeare or you didn’t pay attention.
Wildest Midsummer’s Night Dreams?
This comment is so good.
No writer ever resented being quoted anywhere, anytime. :)
A mediocre artist that nobody will remember or care about in 100 years compares to one of the most enduring artists of all time?
My favorite single from her album, 1589, is definitely Welcome to New Yorick. Shake it Out, Damned Spot takes a close second.
He compares the exercise of working through 1989’s songs to “being in Ghostbusters or something, and then all of a sudden I have to go do Shakespeare”. As in, his material is the goofy franchise, hers is the oeuvre of the greatest writer that ever lived. It’s possibly an overgenerous analogy.