Bag, ftw. I do the whole bare-faced thing most times but what's on my arm is awesome! Plus, you need a place to put the make up so, first things first. :)

Erm, saving is one issue and fun money's entirely another, though both can be valid. This stuff should be thoroughly discussed and decided as a unit, I'd say. Do you two have enough ($??) of a safety net should something unexpected arise? Does Suze Orman post on Jez? Hmm.

Deprogram that gender pink vs blue bullshit! And everything else you mentioned you're fighting?! Ugh multiple times over. I try to sow seeds for that battle at every opportunity. By the way, if you need an extra at Thanksgiving, my take-out skills are fantastic. That's all I'm saying.

If not cities, perhaps move neighborhoods? :/

I see what you did there.

Don't delete. Don't cave.

I'm so glad you shared her story, both of your stories so that she can sort of live on in an expanded collective memory. What a neat friend, both her and you. :)

You're denying him a delicious vinaigrette. Quit being stingy. :)

Afterwards I certainly hope you publish it for purchase because that could come in handy for lots of situations! #ProspectivePurchaser

Bingewatch Netflix in reverse alphabetical order or if you don't have a subscription, bum someone's password for the cause. Take up knitting or sand art, especially since you just cleaned because then you can clean it all over again! Categorize all of your photographs. Throw yourself into a family genealogy project.…

I both hate and love your entire post because I think I was there in 2011... It's completely brutal twisty hell for a good loooooong while. But in weird strange ways, there is light. Time is the only (fucked up, yeah I know) answer.

Any and all of their lip care products!

I wish you could talk to my cousin. She married a guy and they lived on their land across the street from his mother who works at a big box store and became a hoarder after her divorce when her son was a teenager. She's had two little girls and she NEVER let them go over there. If Grandma wanted time with the little…

#SAME :D

Spot on! Long live ferrets or weasels or wtf The Basketcase is! :D

Fuzzy. Mold. Penicillin. *cackles with laughter*

I'm well aware this is not going to be helpful probably in any measure but just for the sake of a bit of clarity, I think "do kids trump partnerships?" is always going to be an individual question and should not expand beyond that into a community or society at large. :/

Thank goodness for chemistry. I love that little tablet. For me, it's not *exactly* the "happy, skinny, sexy pill" as it was purported to be. But it doesn't make me want to sleep 12 hours a day like my former one and the more frequent even keel feeling is very, very welcome.

That should be inscribed in gold.

*looks at your name* I thought you were a toucan?