You're denying him a delicious vinaigrette. Quit being stingy. :)

Afterwards I certainly hope you publish it for purchase because that could come in handy for lots of situations! #ProspectivePurchaser

Bingewatch Netflix in reverse alphabetical order or if you don't have a subscription, bum someone's password for the cause. Take up knitting or sand art, especially since you just cleaned because then you can clean it all over again! Categorize all of your photographs. Throw yourself into a family genealogy project.…

I both hate and love your entire post because I think I was there in 2011... It's completely brutal twisty hell for a good loooooong while. But in weird strange ways, there is light. Time is the only (fucked up, yeah I know) answer.

Any and all of their lip care products!

I wish you could talk to my cousin. She married a guy and they lived on their land across the street from his mother who works at a big box store and became a hoarder after her divorce when her son was a teenager. She's had two little girls and she NEVER let them go over there. If Grandma wanted time with the little…

#SAME :D

Spot on! Long live ferrets or weasels or wtf The Basketcase is! :D

Fuzzy. Mold. Penicillin. *cackles with laughter*

I'm well aware this is not going to be helpful probably in any measure but just for the sake of a bit of clarity, I think "do kids trump partnerships?" is always going to be an individual question and should not expand beyond that into a community or society at large. :/

Thank goodness for chemistry. I love that little tablet. For me, it's not *exactly* the "happy, skinny, sexy pill" as it was purported to be. But it doesn't make me want to sleep 12 hours a day like my former one and the more frequent even keel feeling is very, very welcome.

That should be inscribed in gold.

*looks at your name* I thought you were a toucan?

They showed me Arabelle's picture due to her passing of kidney failure in October followed by the one of her urn of ashes. It startled me, too. I get their point but for too long, Facebook has been exclusively one-sided in community expression in my opinion. Not every thing is something to "Like" so for balance (and…

Quick story. Last year on Christmas day, the lady in the apartment above me stomped into her child's bedroom (which happens to be directly above my bedroom) about 2 o'clock in the afternoon and screamed out, "YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL, SPOILED LITTLE CHILD! Go to bed, NOW!" Pretty sure the kid was just about 3 years…

Pretty sure this is precisely why one of my aunts has mailed out Christmas Letters every year since she adopted my cousin. This year it changed from "X's Letter" to "The Y Family Letter" because he's off in college and they're now empty-nesters. :)

Marketing. This girl should go into marketing.

No because there's no need for it. You may think it's silly. I don't. That's the power of choice and it cuts both ways. It's been four hours. Let's leave the opposing sides where they are because they aren't changing and there's nothing more to say except people can express differences of opinion.

It's worthless when it presents a potential risk to an infant with no say in the matter because they are completely dependent upon the mother. I never said they were frivolous nor did I say that I personally have no use for alcohol. That was you putting words into my mouth. Sure, many people can enjoy it for many…

It's both and I've never said otherwise. That was my point, that there is both a professional and personal element to my initial statement. So now we've come full circle, so what? There's no excuse, other than personal choice, to expose an infant to alcohol. None. No benefit and no purpose aside from the mother's…