I don't see the big deal about a 1000 calorie dinner. A normal lunch and breakfast of a sandwich, some fruits, coffee, a granola bar and some yogurt is 700ish calories, so that still would put me behind my daily need for calories. And I can't remember the last time I finished a meal from a restaurant (aside from…

Chipotle is amazing. I just cut calories (low calorie breakfast/lunch) if I'm planning on a burrito. And , seriously, as a recovering alcoholic, don't fucking try to take my burritos too, NYT.

Agreed. My personal trainer told me that when I was craving fast food, Chipotle was a good choice, because you can control what you get. Barbacoa tacos with corn tortillas, peppers and onions and tomato salsa are VERY satisfying and only 560 calories (though the sodium intake is still pretty high). It wasn't…

and to clarify i have no issue with the author (that's obvious to me but i guess not to you or your hella huffy, righteous 16 stars)

yeah dude

Oh, well...

A+ friend.

I once convinced an entire Colorado community that I was Jennifer Lopez.

Oh, man. This won't be funny, I apologize.

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

Back grooming is our favorite pastime.

Seriously. Have you ever seen what they can do to marbles when they're hungry? It's not pretty.

I live in a small town with no public transportation. When I travel to a large city I usually have at least one Howard Hughes "the germs! the germs!" moment when I think of all the people that have held on to this stair rail, sat in this bus seat, touched this door handle, or (when in Vegas) pushed these slot machine…

Well there are down sides. Complete lack of normal socialization, for example.

I am so happy that you got out of this relationship. Thank you for sharing your story, I wish you nothing but happiness in your future.

The bags are weird, not the milk. Fact: Canadian milk, while more expensive is way better than American milk. No hormones allowed.

he didn't say it twice I'm a row, but he did say it. Complete with the accent. Pass him the j? Alriight.

I'm not saying I know what ear wax tastes like, but it tastes like ear wax...

Oh wow, cool, I'm actually quite a fan of the nasty bits, so here goes…